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I am demon slayer

 

I am Orko from He-Man

 

I am to be washed seperately

 

I am Lincoln log cabin

 

I am in custody battle with my soul

 

I am a flickering, fleckering flame

 

I am the one who is not lame

 

I am Chef Boy-R-D beef raviolli

 

I am guilty by association

 

I am being sued on Peoples Court

 

I am in the audience on the Price Is Right

 

I am a slave to capitalist oppression

 

I am free willy

 

I am a cunning linguist and a master debater

 

I am so funny it hurts

 

I am a .44 slug to someones skull

 

I am petitioning for animals rights to vote!!

 

I am a fart bubble caught in the crack of an *** :phones:

 

I am the steam off of piss on a cold day

 

I am Infinite Zen!

 

:hyper: :Glasses:

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I am not sure I've smoked enough to join this conversation...

 

I am offended by that accusation Boerseun

 

I am talking to my lawyer

 

I am persuing legal action

 

I am putting a lein on all of your assests

 

I am labeling you a Terrorist

 

I am appalled by criminal injustice

 

I am being restrained by the nurses now!

 

I am getting injected with Sodium Pentathol!

 

I am dreaming...........

Posted

I am on a roll

 

I am unstoppable and immoveable at the same time!

 

I am delusional schizophrenic

 

I am repeat offender

 

I am wasting my time by voting in elections

 

I am therefore I think

 

I am Krusty the Clown

 

I am a Meth head who works at the county fair

 

I am the guy your mother warned you about

 

I am the guy your Dad warned you about

 

I am the guy who never pays child support

 

I am in serious need of counciling.........:hyper:

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I am kidding myself

 

I am not really very funny

 

I am suddenly contemplating suicide

 

I am looking for a rope

 

I am rethinking my demise

 

I am waking up with restraints on

 

I am in a padded cell

 

I am banging my head against the soft walls

 

I am screaming hysterically

 

I am attracting the attention of the Nurses again...

 

I am getting tackled by Nurses and Orderlies

 

I am feeling a sharp jab in my thigh and buttocks

 

I am dreaming again......

 

:hyper: :lol: :hyper: :hyper: :) :hyper:

Posted
... that looks like somethin' outta a gay bar!...

What? They serve gays in bars now?

Can I get one with one of those funky little folding umbrellas?

:hyper: :hyper: :phones:

Posted

ohhhh hublub!

 

I am really annoyed by this muscle twitch going on inside my ear.

 

I am hearing really loud almost electronic bass noises everytime the muscle twiches.

 

I am leaking quite a bit of fluid out that ear, as well.

 

I am concerned.....

 

I am wondering if I should be?

Posted
...I am concerned.....I am wondering if I should be?

I am telling you (no joke) that you really should be concerned.

Be very concerned.

And have a doctor examine it ASAP.

I am serious.

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