Stupid lyrics

[Dark Mind]

Was that about emotion or irony???

 

I'm confused :eek_big:.

 

:)

[rockytriton]

It was a weird al song, it's supposed to be about tragic things that happen and the only thing he cares about is that it inconveniences him in a small way.

[Pyrotex]

I make up really BAAAAAD lyrics for little songs I sing to my cats. Like the one for my cat Stroodel (deceased) that starts:

 

Stroodel, poodle, puddin and pie,

Kissed the dogs and made them cry...

 

I won't torture you with any more.

[gribbon]

You think those are bad lyrics, well I'll show you some real crap then! ;)

 

Red Hot Chili Peppers- Right on time

 

One shot all I need

I've got rhythm when I bleed

 

'Til death do us part

Break my heart so I can start

 

Supercalifragilistic

Kiss me in the futuristic

Twisted but I must insist

It's time to get on top of this

 

[Chorus:]

It's right on time

It's right on time

It's right on time

It's right on time it's right on time it's right on

time it's right on time

Lookin' fine you're lookin' fine get on 1999

It's right on time

 

Discard to bombard

Calling all you shooting stars

 

Holy cow bow wow wow

Now I'm here I'm nowhere now

 

Joan of Arc reincarnated

Maybe we could be related

So much blood to circulate

And so much space to decorate

 

[Chorus]

 

Plain and simple pain

I want to but I can't complain

 

Death row let us go

It's time to blow up for the show

 

All the world reverberated

Coming through we motorcaded

Vibrate when we operated

Turning up in solid stated

 

Oh Lord

 

RIGHT ON TIME Lyrics - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

[carpediem48]

A stupid verse I will write:hyper:

It twill be silly and very trite:hihi:

It twill convey none consequence:

 

Tell you nuthin and make no sense::shrug:

 

,,,,so here it is,,;),,,,

 

 

kittens are furry,,and

mice,:doh:,,they squeek

can't see them with 'eyes closed';)

less'n,,,ya 'peek':shrug:

[Boerseun]

This song was recorded in 1931 by Harry Roy and His Bat Club Boys.

1931, fellers. Keep the innocence of the time in mind. Without further ado, I present:

 

My Girl's Pussy

 

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.

But I like it 'cause it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.

It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.

But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.

 

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.

I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.

I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.

 

EPIC FAIL! :eek2:

[sanctus]

Fun one Borseun.

 

Have you guys ever thought about the most famous A-ha song? Or more precisely what "take on me" actually means?

They sing: take on me...take me on...

The second one is understandable, the first one I got it as well asking norwegians, the direct tranlsation would be something like ta paa meg, which they told me means touch me...

But then if you don't know norwegian, it really does not make sense....

[Moontanman]

I love that song! It's the only a-ha song I have ever heard but it's still great, the video is great too. Of course being a child of the 60's lyrics don't always have to make sense when you're straight......

[CraigD]

I’d not call them stupid – more the opposite, very thoughtful – but the lyrics of the refrain of the 1973 Strawbs song Tears and Pravan are about the least possible to make sense of I’ve encountered:

Oh darling go to sleep

For the night is young

There are many songs

Yet to be sung

Oh but I will sing them all to you

Before the night is through.

The “Pravan” part of the song’s a clear-lyriced two guitar song (with brief castanet accents, if you’re really doing it up), so simply muddying the vocals so nobody’s sure what they are’s not an option. More often than not, someone of a group of people hearing the song for the first time or the first time in a long time ask afterwards “why do you want your darling to go to sleep if the night’s so young and you’re going to sing her all those songs?” I’ve tried sneaking a “don’t” between “darling” and “go”, which slightly throws off its rhythm, but this just causes someone who has heard the song to ask afterwards “what’re you doing sneaking that ‘don’t’ into the refrain?”

[Moontanman]

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads

Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up

Yumm!

 

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads

Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up

Yumm!

 

 

Beat that!

[Pyrotex]

Okay:

 

I love to eat dem mousies,

Mousies what I love to eat.

Nibble on dey tiny heads,

Nibble on dey tiny feet.

 

===Kliban

[Moontanman]

Okay:

 

I love to eat dem mousies,

Mousies what I love to eat.

Nibble on dey tiny heads,

Nibble on dey tiny feet.

 

===Kliban

 

Yes but did it have a video on MTV :hihi:

[Mercedes Benzene]

Listen to Britney Spears' new song, "3"

 

Ridiculous lyrics, but an incredibly catchy song about threesomes.

[Moontanman]

Listen to Britney Spears' new song, "3"

 

Ridiculous lyrics, but an incredibly catchy song about threesomes.

 

Damn, born 35 years too late to get in on yet another new trend, well this one anyway :hihi:

[Moontanman]

good one.

 

Buried with a donkey,

(Funky Tut)

He's my favorite honkey.

(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)

Dancing by the Nile,

(Disco dancing)

The ladies love his style.

(Fox Tut)

Rockin' for a mile,

(Rockin' Tut)

He ate a crocodile.

He gave his life for tourism.