AIDS can be cured!!!

[Boerseun]

Messenger of hope:

 

You've spouted a truckload of nothing.

 

Lemme' tell you... I'm from South Africa, the country with the highest HIV/AIDS tally in the world. Something stupid like 25% of adults here are HIV positive. People are dying left, right and center around us - and there's no cure.

 

This disease is spreading like wildfire, and why? 'Cause people like to bone. People will shag complete strangers, given half a chance. And the HIV virus banks on this, and spreads like Vegemite on a piece of toast.

 

The lesson we have learnt - in other words, how NOT to contract HIV, is the following:

 

DO NOT SHAG A SOUTH AFRICAN.

 

It's workin' for me. I'm not gettin' any, and I don't have AIDS.