How many forum members does it take to change a Light bulb ?

[dirty.deeds]

How many forum members does it take to change a Light bulb ?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

1 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum that would be you Ross

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[C1ay]

Repeat

[dirty.deeds]

Repeat

 

 

sorry,i saw it on another forum and thought it was funny...

[rockytriton]

don't forget the 1 person to post a duplicate thread about the light being changed because he was too lazy to search first :eek_big:

[Cedars]

bump. made me laugh again.

[freeztar]

Ha! Funny! :hyper:

 

I never saw this before, so thanks for the bump, Cedars.

 

Thank Zeus we don't have such a conundrum here.

[Turtle]

shouldn't this be in social sciences because it's about behaviors? if somebody logical sees the common sense of moving this to social sciences forum where it obviously belongs, before you do so there's a light bulb out in there that needs replacing. :hyper:

[freeztar]

Hey, I haven't seen you around the cooler. :hyper:

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

 

Does it seem brighter in here, or is it just me?

[Cedars]

Hey, I haven't seen you around the cooler. :hihi:

 

 

 

Does it seem brighter in here, or is it just me?

 

Could it be someone opened the shades on the WINDOWS instead of it being all about the lightbulbs? Its not about the lightbulbs, its the way the building was made! Or maybe its daylight and the sun came up. Like its supposed too!

 

:hyper:

 

1 to repost their favorite topic/rant/conspiracy to every other topic on the forum. Related or not.

 

With link:

Sun - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

:)

[sanctus]

No tutle it should go to psychology forum I think, because we discuss something not really worth discussing :-) and then we should wonder what have gone through in our childhood to do this.

[Pyrotex]

You guys are wasting a lot of energy! :hihi:

 

For godzakes, use flourescent lamps! :rant:

[Cedars]

and exactly 42 minutes later, someone will post a 5 (er 3) page rant about how this forum is run by a bunch of facist, communist, socialist, tyrants suppressing free speech. The rant will include mention that the staff gangs up on people to supress ideas.

 

The entire US constitution will be posted (in bold) with an embedded youtube video of Pat Boone singing God Bless America and somewhere mixed in with all this will be their point.

 

When they typed

::Rolls Eyes::

 

They meant

 

::Rolls Eyes::

 

:hihi:

[Turtle]

You guys are wasting a lot of energy! :rant:

 

For godzakes, use flourescent lamps! :rant:

 

now you're trying to push your twisted religious zealotry! when will you pastafarians get a clue!! :rant: next you will be insisting the fluorescents be shaped like your sick little symbol. :hihi:

[Pyrotex]

How dare you Commie Pinko DNA Worshipers cast dispersions upon the One and Only True Noodly God!!

 

Your obsession with flourescent lamps shaped like a double-helix give you away, so don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. :rant: The whole damn staff here is ganging up on me to suppress my superior ideas. But you can't stop me!

 

And when I edit ::Rolls Eyes::

 

I mean :hihi:

[alexander]

wait what about 3 angry mods to lock the thread?

[Turtle]

when i said move this to social sciences i was being sarcastic. also, philosophy is social science. :rant: :hyper:

 

this thread belongs in math, as it is NOT about light-blubs, it is about "How many". if this thread gets locked, i'm going to stop posting to it; i mean it!

 

YouTube - Lipps Inc - Funky Town (1980) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CImrIKNmBo

[Pyrotex]

wait what about 3 angry mods to lock the thread?

 

I volunteer!!!