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Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

 

What do people in China call their good plates?

 

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

 

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

 

Why is the alphabet in that order, Is it because of that song?

 

no

 

gud pleit

 

His name

 

bread

 

if its a calf thats feeding, yes

 

because it had to be in some order

 

I understand they where rhetorical questions devised as a joke but hey im bored.

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No big deal goku, I'm just havin a little fun with you. Your OK in my book..........................enjoy. BTW, have you thought of an answer for my last riddle??

no, that was my guess for the riddle

what?

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My next guess it a variation on Epimenides paradox:

“are you lieing?”

All very good answers CraigD and goku, this is a rather difficult one so I'll relent and give you brave fellows the answer:

 

The most stupid question anyone could ever ask is; The question their unwilling to hear the answer to. In other words; Asking to hear the truth when the truth is the last thing they want to be faced with.

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a man walkes up to you and asks do you know who i am talking about? Then he proceeds to tell you "Brothers and sisters, i have none, but that mans father is my fathers son." Who is the man talking about?

 

 

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a man walkes up to you and asks do you know who i am talking about? Then he proceeds to tell you "Brothers and sisters, i have none, but that mans father is my fathers son." Who is the man talking about?

 

 

his son?

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a man walkes up to you and asks do you know who i am talking about? Then he proceeds to tell you "Brothers and sisters, i have none, but that mans father is my fathers son." Who is the man talking about?

 

 

 

wasn't that from last night's episode of "The Simpsons"?

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