Turtle Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 When it’s ajar. That’s a really, really old one.___Indeed; I'm a really really old turtle. Craig scores 3 in a row. Nice one! Next riddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 ___Indeed; I'm a really really old turtle. Craig scores 3 in a row. Nice one! Next riddle?I feel like such an idiot. After hearing the answer I know that I heard this riddle many years ago but for lack of memory just couldn't summon the recall. Criag is truly the riddlemister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goku Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 my grandfather, who is gone now, had a dog once. i don't remember the dogs name but i do remember that it wasn't smart.one day grandady was cuttin grass on his snapper ridding mower when the thing went dead. he tried this he tried that but he could not get it to crank. finally dady told him that there is probably water in the gas. grandady didn't believe him, but he got a pan to drain the gas in. the tank was almost full, so there was about 1, 1-1/2 gallons of gas in the pan. grandad set the pan down and went to get a wrench to take the bowl off the carburetor when here come the dog.the dog stuck his nose in the pan and drunk all the gas. all at once the dog took off running, just a flyin, round and around the house. about three laps he made then run up the side of a tree, fell to the ground on his back and just laid there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goku Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 my grandfather, who is gone now, had a dog once. i don't remember the dogs name but i do remember that it wasn't smart.one day grandady was cuttin grass on his snapper ridding mower when the thing went dead. he tried this he tried that but he could not get it to crank. finally dady told him that there is probably water in the gas. grandady didn't believe him, but he got a pan to drain the gas in. the tank was almost full, so there was about 1, 1-1/2 gallons of gas in the pan. grandad set the pan down and went to get a wrench to take the bowl off the carburetor when here come the dog.the dog stuck his nose in the pan and drunk all the gas. all at once the dog took off running, just a flyin, round and around the house. about three laps he made then run up the side of a tree, fell to the ground on his back and just laid there.response required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 ___Sounds like a seized piston, stuck pull rope, or bad battery if it wouldn't crank, not a carburetor problem. How'd they get the water outa the gas after it was in the dog? :QuestionM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goku Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 How'd they get the water outa the gas after it was in the dog? :QuestionMyou must ask the right question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 you must ask the right questionHow did the dog die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goku Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 he ran out of gas :eek2: didn't know if i should've posted this in riddles or jokes :QuestionM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 You are alone and have found yourself in a cold house in the middle of winter time. It is very dark and cold and you have only one match. You have a candle and there is a wood burning fireplace in the house, which do you light first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 You are alone and have found yourself in a cold house in the middle of winter time. It is very dark and cold and you have only one match. You have a candle and there is a wood burning fireplace in the house, which do you light first? ___The match of course! Good morning all; just waking. :QuestionM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockytriton Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 the match of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockytriton Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 doh! I gotta read other people's replies first! Now I feel dumb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Good morning all; just waking. :evil: good morning to you also Turtle my wise friend - I see your online, your invisibility no longer works on me :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 good morning to you also Turtle my wise friend - I see your online, your invisibility no longer works on me :eek:Ah the privelages of 500+! Or maybe sponsorship? Thanks for the greeting in any case. :evil: ___I hope to construct a new riddle by the end of Thanksgiving holiday for everyones' enjoyment; something hard this time. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Ah the privelages of 500+! Or maybe sponsorship? Thanks for the greeting in any case. :evil: ___I hope to construct a new riddle by the end of Thanksgiving holiday for everyones' enjoyment; something hard this time. :eek: Yeah 500+ I'm slowly climbing... Will be awaiting your riddle, even if I dont answer your riddles I always read them and they are hard enough! but I cant say no to a challenge - Bring it on :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted November 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 What is black when you buy it,red when you use it,and white when your finished with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 a newspaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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