Riddles

[goku]

What is black and white and red all over..............And this time the answer is not a newspaper

a brused michel jackson :naughty:

sorry, couldn't help myself

[infamous]

a brused michel jackson :naughty:

sorry, couldn't help myself

Nope............but really a very funny answer............Ha,ha,ha,ha.............Infy

 

BTW, did you see the answer to my last riddle, I thought it was a real dandy, I must say.

[goku]

Nope............but really a very funny answer............Ha,ha,ha,ha.............Infy

 

BTW, did you see the answer to my last riddle, I thought it was a real dandy, I must say.

yes, indeed :naughty:

[goku]

What is black and white and red all over..............And this time the answer is not a newspaper

holstein heafers after we de-horn them, ouch!

[Turtle]

What is black and white and red all over..............And this time the answer is not a newspaper

A Skunk with diaper rash.:naughty:

[infamous]

A Skunk with diaper rash.:naughty:

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...........................................good one Turtle but no, not the answer I'm lookig for.

[Turtle]

What is black and white and red all over..............And this time the answer is not a newspaper

A Zebra in a Lion's grasp?:naughty:

[infamous]

A Zebra in a Lion's grasp?:naughty:

You'r crackin me up Turtle.........................answer: A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

[infamous]

The more one has,

the less is left.

For when we reckon,

a third we've slept.

 

What am I?

[Turtle]

The more one has,

the less is left.

For when we reckon,

a third we've slept.

 

What am I?

Time

[infamous]

Time

Yes my friend, time it is. I figured this one would be solved very quickly. I posted it anyway because I thought the poem gave a rather cute way of saying it....................enjoy

[Turtle]

Yes my friend, time it is. I figured this one would be solved very quickly. I posted it anyway because I thought the poem was a rather cute way of saying it....................enjoy

I like the 1/3. you know me & my numbers.:naughty: Where would we be without our dream time. Keep diggin Infy...riddle, riddle, riddle....again Infy , again!:xx:

[goku]

Yes my friend, time it is. I figured this one would be solved very quickly. I posted it anyway because I thought the poem gave a rather cute way of saying it....................enjoy

yep, my dumbness is showing

i had no idea :naughty:

good job turtle, good riddle infamous :xx:

[infamous]

Whoever makes it, tells it not,

whoever takes it, knows it not,

and, whoever knows it, wants it not.

 

What am I...................??

[goku]

Whoever makes it, tells it not,

whoever takes it, knows it not,

and, whoever knows it, wants it not.

 

What am I...................??

fake bills$?

[infamous]

fake bills$?

Excellent goku; I did think this riddle would last a while, oh well, wrong again.................Infy

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by infamous

Whoever makes it, tells it not,

whoever takes it, knows it not,

and, whoever knows it, wants it not.

 

Reprise:

 

Riddle me this:

Whoever has it, makes it not,

whoever asks for it, gets it,

and whoever has it must give it away.

Tho it be divided, it is not dimished.

 

What is it?