Jay-qu Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 B O Y G O H O M E N O W Boy go home now :esmoking: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 B O Y G O H O M E N O W Boy go home now ;) Good boy!;) Quick too.:esmoking: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Riddle me this: There's a house not too far from a river.It's winter, and cold.There's a garage attached to the house, with a car inside.The house is painted white.The garage is facebrick.There's a mug of coffee on the counter, cooling down.There are no milk in the fridge.In this house: Can you tell me where the hell my car keys are?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 would the keys be in your mug of coffee..for some reason..which i cant explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthepon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 And for some reason... I can't explain, this seems like a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 haha, maybe that should be the next riddle.... how did i come to that conclusion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paigetheoracle Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Well if it isn't in the coffee (somebody may have heard this riddle before?) perhaps it's in the car as it's not your car in the garage or your house you are talking about? Good description but nothing to say for certain that it is your house you are describing. Am I right? huh, huh?:evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Nope. Found it IN THE WASHING MACHINE. It was in my jean's pocket. But thanks for the help, guys - I might just keep searching for it, if only to disprove the old adage that whatever you're searching for is always in the last place you've looked. So, I have my keys in hand, but now I'm gonna go look in the shed for my keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 how do you know they are the real keys you seek, they could be an illusion which will hinder you in your quest to find the keys. You better check in the coffee mug to make sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 so that was a real life riddle was it, lol, I was going to suggest your jacket pocket since its winter.. maybe you should check there after the shed :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paigetheoracle Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 how do you know they are the real keys you seek, they could be an illusion which will hinder you in your quest to find the keys. You better check in the coffee mug to make sure You mug! Why do you keep going back to the coffee - it's cold by now! Didn't you read the description of the weather outside? 'Who goes there?''The Queens keys!''Well if they're the Queens keys, how is she going to get back into Buckingham Palace at this time of night? I'm not driving over there just to - (Bang!)'Who goes there?''The Kings Keys...?''Your not Kings Keys really are you?''No, it's just the way I walk''Quick, stop that man! He's escaped from the quality jokes page!''Quality? Quality doesn't come into it!' (queue music)You've been listening to The Goon Show, a BBC radio comedy. The script was by Spike Milligan and Larry stevens, with additional screens by Paige the Oracle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paigetheoracle Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 'Drunk again, and in charge of a bicycle, Mr Fish? What will the weather people think of you?':lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 yes, it seems as though the keys were never in the coffee mug after all :evil:. Unless the keys were soluble somehow.. in which case they may be in coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Riddle me this: What gets thinner the more fat you add to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 NOT my sister... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 just dont tell her that.. umm well I know this is overanalysing (and riddles dont usually require it) but if the fats oil then it will make a thick mixture thinner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 just dont tell her that.. umm well I know this is overanalysing (and riddles dont usually require it) but if the fats oil then it will make a thick mixture thinner.. Please give the specific example of this I had in mind when I made the riddle. As you have the right idea, it seems you have under-analyzed this one.;) PS No need to bring my girlfriend into this.:eek: :hyper: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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