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So you probed your brain and found nothing? ;)

You have blown my cover. :)

Now it is public knowledge.

I shouted in my ear, "hello?"

The echo came back, "nothing...othing...thing...ing...ng..."

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I shouted in my ear, "hello?"

The echo came back, "nothing...othing...thing...ing...ng..."

 

Lucky you. I had no echo at all...it all went straight through...nothing there.

Posted
BTW, what is the echo of nothing?

Nothing is actually a special case when it comes to accoustics. It is the one frequency that'll echo without losing energy every time it bounces between objects.

 

For instance, if you stand in front of a cliff and shout nothing at it, you'll keep on hearing nothing from the rockface indefinitely.

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Nothing is actually a special case when it comes to accoustics. It is the one frequency that'll echo without losing energy every time it bounces between objects.

 

For instance, if you stand in front of a cliff and shout nothing at it, you'll keep on hearing nothing from the rockface indefinitely.

My bachelor stereo is so damn loud that if I put in a blank CD and crank it up you cannot shout above the silence. Nothing is louder than my old stereo!

 

Bill

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The Nature of Nothing has been cracked.

 

In a brilliant, though entirely negative experiment, not performed at Notford, England, anti-negatrons were not collided in an evacuated chamber containing an immeasurable amount of nothing. At virtually zero energies, the nothing was made to break down into quantum unparticles, now called, nothons. Nothons have the unique property that they are detectable anywhere in the universe except where your detector is focused. Nothons that are made to not travel through a double slit have been shown to inexplicably produce patterns that are uniquely not a tartan plaid. This result is very puzzling to Physicists, whose only comment so far has been, "nothing doing!"

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But what medium do these nothons propagate through? Nothing?
You're not going to posit the silly notion that nothons require Neither are you? That was disproven by the Nautelson-Norley experiment!

 

Lack of being,

Buffy

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You're not going to posit the silly notion that nothons require Neither are you? That was disproven by the Nautelson-Norley experiment!

 

Lack of being,

Buffy

This post is disqualified for containing nothing relevent to the topic at hand.

 

By Order,

 

The Most Honoured Councillor Oobleydoobley.

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This post is disqualified for containing nothing relevent to the topic at hand.
Irrelevancy is content free!
The Most Honoured Councillor Oobleydoobley.

J'accuse! Oobleydoobley! Quoth Robespierre: "The revolutionary government...owes nothing to the Enemies of the People but death!"

 

Liberté, égalité, néant!

Buffy DuFarge

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