Nothing

[Turtle]

Nothing like a Seinfeld reference to lighten a mood. :eek: You are soooo good lookin'. :esmoking:

[Buffy]

Nothing like a Seinfeld reference to lighten a mood. ;)

Well of course Jerry was on the record as being quite proud of the fact that the show was about nothing! :esmoking:

Jerry:

What are you saying?

Elaine:

I'm not saying anything.

Jerry:

You're saying something.

Elaine:

What could I be saying?

Jerry:

Well you're not saying nothing so you must me saying something.

Elaine:

If I were saying something, I would have said it.

Jerry:

So why don't you say it?

Elaine:

I said it.

Jerry:

What did you say?

Elaine:

Nothing.

 

Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell, :eek:

Buffy

[Pyrotex]

There's nothing like a Patsy Cline reference to destroy a light mood.

 

Catch that horse, don't let him freeze :esmoking:

[tierradelfuego]

There's nothing like a Patsy Cline reference to destroy a light mood.

 

Catch that horse, don't let him freeze :esmoking:

 

OK, let's fix that:

 

:eek:

I go out walking, after midnight

Out in the moonlight

Just like we used to do

I'm always walking, after midnight

Searching for you

;)

[tierradelfuego]

Nothing like a Seinfeld reference to lighten a mood.

 

JERRY: And it's about nothing?

GEORGE: Absolutely nothing.

JERRY: So you're saying, I go in to NBC, and tell them I got this idea for a show about nothing.

GEORGE: We go into NBC.

JERRY: "We"? Since when are you a writer?

GEORGE: (Scoffs) Writer. We're talking about a sit-com.

JERRY: You want to go with me to NBC?

GEORGE: Yeah. I think we really go something here.

JERRY: What do we got?

GEORGE: An idea.

JERRY: What idea?

GEORGE: An idea for the show.

JERRY: I still don't know what the idea is.

GEORGE: It's about nothing.

JERRY: Right.

GEORGE: Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing.

JERRY: So, we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing.

GEORGE: Exactly.

JERRY: They say, "What's your show about?" I say, "Nothing."

GEORGE: There you go.

(A moment passes)

JERRY: (Nodding) I think you may have something there.

[tierradelfuego]

yadda yadda yadda

 

George: Listen to this. Marcy comes up and she tells me her ex-boyfriend was over late last night, and "yadda yadda yadda, I'm really tired today." You don't think she yadda yadda'd sex.

Elaine: (Raising hand) I've yadda yadda'd sex.

George: Really?

Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yadda yadda yadda, I never heard from him again.

Jerry: But you yadda yadda'd over the best part.

Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

[tierradelfuego]

yadda yadda yadda

 

George: Well it was a helluva yadda yadda.

Marcy: He's moving to Seattle. We wanted to say goodbye, I was just getting out of the shower, and yadda yadda yadda--

George: All right, enough! Enough! From now on, no more yadda yadda's. Just give me the full story.

Marcy: Okay.

George: Tell me about the free facial.

Marcy: Okay, well, like I said I was on 3rd Avenue, and I stopped by a large department store.

George: Which one?

Marcy: Bloomingdale's.

George: Very good. Go on.

Marcy: Oh, and I stole a Piaget watch.

George: What's that?

Marcy: And then, I was on such a... high, that I went upstairs to the salon on the fifth floor, and got a massage and facial, and skipped out on the bill.

George: Shoplifting.

Marcy: Well, what about you? You told me that you were engaged. What was the rest of that?

(Pause)

[tierradelfuego]

yadda yadda yadda

 

Arnie: Elaine, I have to ask you something. What exactly happened down there?

 

Elaine: Well, I don't know. I mean, I talked to him and, blah blah blah, he asked about you guys and, da da da da da, more questions, bleh bleh bleh....

[tierradelfuego]

yadda yadda yadda

 

Jerry: Hey, where's Marcy?

George: She, uh, went shopping for some shoes for the wedding and, yadda yadda yadda, I'll see her in six to eight months.

[Turtle]

Jerry: Hey, where's Marcy?

George: She, uh, went shopping for some shoes for the wedding and, yadda yadda yadda, I'll see her in six to eight months.

 

:singer: Great quotes TDF. Made all the more poigant by the fact that yours -and our- posts here in the test forum count for nothing toward our displayed post counts. :singer: To Burma! Where nothing bad ever happens. :hihi:

[Pyrotex]

... To Burma! Where nothing bad ever happens. :D

Now, do you mean, "a lack of bad events"? Or the occurrence of "nothing" events that are really bad?

[Turtle]

To Burma! Where nothing bad ever happens.:doh:

Now, do you mean, "a lack of bad events"? Or the occurrence of "nothing" events that are really bad?

 

Who me? :eek2::eek2: I might mean that now -or not- but I had nothing of the kind in mind at the time. :clock: There is nothing worse than a freakin' meme stuck in your mind though so here you go for our trouble in Myanmar.

A whiskery kiss

For the one

You adore

May not make her mad

But her face will be sore

Burma-Shave

 

Nothing like nostalgia, eh Winston? :hyper:

[Buffy]

Why are nothings sweet?

 

And why would anyone want to have them put in their ear?

 

A sticky mess,

Buffy

[DougF]

This is the one I remember.

Ben met Anna

Made a hit

neglected beard

Anna Split

Burma-Shave

[freeztar]

"There's so many people who can talk and talk and talk and just say nothing, or nearly nothing.

I have used up all the scale I know and at the end I've come

to nothing, or nearly nothing."

-One Note Samba, Antonio Carlos Jobim

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

SQUreEACH!!!!!!!! Crrrrrrrrrrrkcrrrrrrrak! screeeeeech!

 

And now for the encore!

 

Ssssssqqwwwaaaaaawwwwwwwwk!schreeeeeeeeeechcrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

[Inter.spem.et.metum]

If nothing doesn't exist, then it exists as something that doesn't exist. Does everything include nothing? If it doesn't, then it isn't everything. Nothing is no thing. That means its something. But something can't be nothing. So nothing is everything.