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Perhaps someone can help me?

 

I lost my nothing and can't seem to find it. To aid in the search, I'm posting a pic of it below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, I'm offering a reward of $0 for anyone with information on nothing's whereabouts. Thanks for nothing!

Posted

I found it!

 

Unfortunately its too big to post, so I left it for you at the Starbuck's down the street from you: just ask for it along with your latte...

 

Fondness makes the absence go hearter, :thumbs_up

Buffy

Posted

Damn! It looks like Starbucks gave it to me by mistake. They gave me my latte, and asked if there was anything else I wanted. I said, 'no'.

 

And they gave me NOTHING! Sorry about that.

Posted

:shrug:

 

You didn't drink it did you? You just drank the coffee, right?

Oh how I hope there's not nothing in your belly Pyro.

 

Nothing can have a bad effect on your GI tract. Trust me, one time I tried to eat nothing, and amazingly, a whole bunch of nothing came out.

Posted
You didn't drink it did you? You just drank the coffee, right? Oh how I hope there's not nothing in your belly Pyro.

Nothing can have a bad effect on your GI tract. Trust me, one time I tried to eat nothing, and amazingly, a whole bunch of nothing came out.

Too late! :stupid: Yes, I ate Nothing!

 

And a whole lot of NOTHING happened ALL WEEKEND LONG.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :phones:

  • 2 months later...
Posted
Now to get back on topic ... :evil:

 

All it takes is a little something and pretty soon you have nothing again! :)

 

You seem really sure 'bout something I don't know, take that load off, looks like chest's about to go, :steering:

Buffy

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
To quote my physics lecturer:

"The density of nothing is nothing"

Only if you have nothing of perfect quality, that is, with no imperfections.

Alas, most nothing is of inferior quality, and at sub-Fnortner scales, shows non-zero density as the cubic value is reduced to zero. This is generally explained by the quantization of the Gauge force responsible for the tri-axial scalarization of nothing near Absolute Zero Kelvins for sub-Fnortner scales. At these aspects, the normally continuous confection of nothing, that is from {0-e} to {0+e} where e is any arbitrary scalar constant chosen to be as close to zero as wished, begins to manifest diffractive non-contiguity. This occurs at 10^-6 Kelvin for conflagellations of around pi*10^-4 Fnortners. Magnetic dissonance obfuscation reveals a fractal series of such diffractive non-contiguities at ever smaller scalings, with dimensionality 0.10602. To obtain a pure nothing and measure its density at the same time, is for all practical purposes, impossible, as this indirectly violates the Hammenberger Conjecture which posits that the only way to measure nothing density is by counting the diffractive non-contiguity fringes of the micro-sliced nothing. If it has none, then it takes an infinite amount of time to count them.

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