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Cool beans, Turtle, thanks for your help. That's just what I wanted to know.

 

Cool beans, Turtle, thanks for your help. That's just what I wanted to know.

 

Does it work with a slash?

 

[/]Cool beans, Turtle, thanks for your help. That's just what I wanted to know.[//]

 

Nope.

 

Computers are so fast, because they do almost nothing, they can count up to one.

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don't forget your bullets sir; nothing more embarrassing than an unloaded gun. :Guns:

 

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For some reason the page was blank... I saw nothing.
He's seen it!

 

Wowie kazowie! The rest of us have just theorized about nothing for years, and Glenn has SEEN it!

 

Glenn, don't be surprised if you get the Nobel Prize for Nothing!

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whippin' it! whippin' it reeeal gooooood! ;) :whip-new: nothin to see here folks; move along. :blink: :shuriken:

 

how many times do i have to tell you!? what happens in the closet, stays in the closet! bad monkey!! :whp-pssh:

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nothing really matters :phones:

Okay, I'm back!

- Oh. Hello sir. Excuse me a second, but I've got to check on the oven.

Hunh? The oven? What's in the oven?

- Nothing. And it's almost done.

Hmmm. So I see, there is nothing in the oven. What's going on?

- It's a new recipe, sir. Since you won't let me analyze nothing, I thought I'd cook it up.

You're cooking nothing?

- Yes. And not just any nothing either. Ahh, it's done! Let me just open this up...

How the hell do you cook nothing?

- Well, it's in the recipe, of course. I start with zero cubic centimeters of sucrose...

Sucrose? Isn't that just sugar?

- Yup. And I add no drops of maltose, and none teaspoons of dextrose...

Other sugars?

- Yup. And an infinitesimal syruple of molasses...

Is the measurement accuracy critical?

- Yup. And finally, a negagram of fructose obtained from the wild asian plum.

And you cook this concoction?

- Yup. At precisely 258.8 Kelvins, for three nanoseconds. I'll try one first...

Whoa. You're face is blushing. And your eyes... your eyes...

- Okay, now it's your turn, you adorable wubbie. Try this.

Try what? I don't see anything.

- Oh, chill out for once. I'll use the tweezers and you just open your mouth.

Why am I afraid I'm gonna to regret this?

- And we just place it on the middle of your tongue like so...

Wow. I mean, WOW!

- You like that?

Godfrey Daniel! Sweet Mother of Pearl! What was that?

- That was a sweet nothing. From me to you. Merry Christmas.

Wow, that just... that just... May I call you Pamela?

- Of course you may. May I remove your jacket and tie?

Yes! Please! May I remove your blouse and skirt?

- Be my guest. Here, I'll undo your belt. So, have you learned something from this?

Here, lay back on these cushions! What should I have learned?

- Well, nothing may not be anything, but nothing really matters.

Absolutely! And one sweet nothing deserves another! Brace yourself!

- ooohhhh... :eek: ...what was that?

Nothing I can't do again... aaahhhh... :eek:

 

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