Nothing

[Boerseun]

How long can we keep a thread about nothing alive?

 

...this long.

[Pyrotex]

...no, THIS long.

[modest]

Nothing is longer than that... now.

[modest]

Until now, I've added nothing to this thread.

 

Now, I'm adding nothing to this thread.....again. :D

 

“If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.”

~Alan Simpson

[Turtle]

nullity knows no conscience. ~ r. theloniuous george

[Pyrotex]

I can't think of nothing to add to this thread.

In fact, I can't even think of nothing, period.

Wait!

I thought of nothing!

No... it was just a senior moment.

 

Where was I...?

[Turtle]

bids for Potato Heart close next sunday. nothing under $433.00 US dollars accepted.

 

[Pyrotex]

Did anybody see you come in?

-- No. The building appears empty.

Okay, I'll reset the security systems now. There. Do you have it?

-- I have nothing.

Excellent! Is it safe? Is it hidden?

-- You seem a little tense.

Of course I am! There's nothing to worry about!

-- Yes, you're right about that. Is it safe to bring it out now?

I think so. Where is it? Are you wearing nothing under your clothes?

-- Exactly. Who would expect that?

Good thinking. What safety gear will we need?

-- Nothing needs a good pair of lead gloves. And tongs.

Okay, I got those. Where is it hidden?

-- I've got nothing in my bra. The left cup.

Okay. I assume that the gloves are for handling nothing?

-- Yes. And tongs for the mammaries.

Right. Wouldn't want you to keep a breast of nothing.

-- Be careful now!

I've got it... and I'll put it... over here!

-- You're obviously very practised with those. You use them often?

Tongs, a lot.

-- Well, let me button up now.

How do you feel?

-- Better, now that I've gotten nothing off my chest.

Great! How much nothing did you bring?

-- Twelve point six megananoos.

Great Caesar's ghost! That's a lot of nothing!

-- We need a lot! Is there nothing in the projector now?

Yes, loaded and locked. And the projector is... ON. Heater activated.

-- Notemp is up to 140 Nelvins and holding.

Electron noplasma is engaged.

-- Nurrent is at one thousand meganamps and holding.

I'll go open the window.

-- There's a half Moon tonight. I hope nothing goes right.

I'm sure it will. Now point the projector at the Moon!

-- Gosh, I'm so nervous! What if nothing calms my nerves?

I'm with you, sweetheart! I won't let nothing happen to you.

-- Okay, the projector is pointed at the Moon and armed!

Almost ready... interocitor is coming up on 5 giganegatrons per millinecond.

-- Give me a count-down!

4... 3... 2... 1... ZERO!

-- Oh! My! GOD!

Jeez! Us! I've never seen nothing like that!

-- Wow! Did you see nothing like I did?

I sure as hell did, sweetheart! I've got the readouts here...

-- Tell me! Tell me!

Nothing happened over nearly half of Mare Tranquillitatis!!

-- Well it's obvious! Look! There's nothing left!

The test is a total success. Now, the next phase...

-- Shall we call now? I have the number!

Yes. Make the call. We have changed the course of History!

-- Yes my beloved! We have absolute power over the entire planet!

Of course! The only danger is... nothing can stop us!

-- But we only have nothing, and we're prepared to use it!

Excellent!

-- I've got him! He's on the phone!

Mister President, this is Count vorNothing! I have the world's only operational neganull projector! You will place ten billion billion billion... uh... billion Italian Lira in a secret Swiss bank account by noon tomorrow ... or ...

Nothing will happen in Washington DC ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Bwahahahahahaha...

 

PREV

[Pyrotex]

bids for Potato Heart close next sunday. nothing under $433.00 US dollars accepted. ...

Sure, Turtle.

I'll give you nothing for it.

 

Nothing is certainly under $433.

I'm just afraid somebody will underbid me. :)

[Turtle]

Sure, Turtle.

I'll give you nothing for it.

 

Nothing is certainly under $433.

I'm just afraid somebody will underbid me. :shrug:

 

sorry; too late. nothing left to bid on. i ate the tator. :phones: :)

[Pyrotex]

...nothing left to bid on...

Nothing left to bid on WHAT?

 

And what did it bid?

 

I think I could find nothing on Ebay a lot cheaper.

[coldcreation]

I think I could find nothing on Ebay a lot cheaper.

 

I found this on eBay: $0.00 dollar bills, yup 0, nada, nothing !

 

The bid is up to US $7.95.

 

With these bills you can buy nothing.

 

CC

[Jay-qu]

-- Okay, the projector is pointed at the Moon and armed!

Almost ready... interocitor is coming up on 5 giganegatrons per millinecond.

-- Give me a count-down!

4... 3... 2... 1... ZERO!

-- Oh! My! GOD!

Jeez! Us! I've never seen nothing like that!

-- Wow! Did you see nothing like I did?

I sure as hell did, sweetheart! I've got the readouts here...

-- Tell me! Tell me!

Nothing happened over nearly half of Mare Tranquillitatis!!

-- Well it's obvious! Look! There's nothing left!

The test is a total success. Now, the next phase...

 

Nothing can travel faster than light!

[belovelife]

i have nothing to add

? + ? = ?

[coldcreation]

"Christ’s redeeming sacrifice has the power to forgive even the gravest of sins, and to bring forth good from even the most terrible evil. At the same time, God’s justice summons us to give an account of our actions and to conceal nothing."

(Pope Benedict XVI)

 

:naughty:

 

Nothing should never be concealed.

 

 

CC

[Turtle]

nothing

NOTHING YOU CAN BELIEVE IN

 

We believe in nothing, and we think you should too. We have our workers doing nothing around the clock, finding new ways to package nothing, new problems to confront (in our big 32 page manual which is offered free with every purchase), or doing literally nothing just to waste time. Right now we are drastically understaffed, but we aren't in a hurry because we want to make sure we get nothing right. ...

[Buffy]

Pyro made me do it:

 

time

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Plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines, ;)

Buffy