Boerseun Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Thought about starting this one up after posting on the 'Quotes' thread. There's a heck of a lot of Confucius quotes out there, all of them helluva funny. Collect and post them here! First one: Wise man Confucius say: "Man in hurry through revolving door is going to Bangkok." Quote
Chacmool Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Wise man Confucius say: "Man in hurry through revolving door is going to Bangkok." :) Brilliant! You just crack me up, man! Quote
Boerseun Posted October 27, 2005 Author Report Posted October 27, 2005 Wise politician Confucius ask: "If Israel penetrates Turkey, will Greece help?" Quote
rockytriton Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 "Man who run behind car, get exhausted" "Man who run in front of car, get tired" Quote
GAHD Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 where did I hear "Wise man does not throw away empty teacup, knowing it will later be filled." ? Quote
Jay-qu Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 confucius say: "wise fairy sit on mushroom, while pregnant fairy sit on toadstool" Quote
Jay-qu Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 "man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand" "man whos wife has flat chest has right to feel low down" "those who quote me are fools, confucius say to damn much" Quote
infamous Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Confucius say: Man who fly airplane upside down, have nasty crack-up. Quote
Boerseun Posted November 1, 2005 Author Report Posted November 1, 2005 Confucius say: "War not determine who right. War determine who left." Quote
Boerseun Posted November 1, 2005 Author Report Posted November 1, 2005 "Crowded elevator smells different to midget." :confused: Quote
rockytriton Posted November 1, 2005 Report Posted November 1, 2005 "man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day" :confused: Quote
infamous Posted November 3, 2005 Report Posted November 3, 2005 Wise man Confucius say; Man who fart in church set alone in his own pew. Quote
infamous Posted November 7, 2005 Report Posted November 7, 2005 Wise man Confucius say: Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon or star. Quote
Boerseun Posted November 7, 2005 Author Report Posted November 7, 2005 Wise Man Confucius say: "Man who live in glass house must dress in basement." Quote
goku Posted November 10, 2005 Report Posted November 10, 2005 man tell wife, wish in one hand poop in other, see which one gets filled first Quote
Dark Mind Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 An *actual* Confucius quote :confused:. "The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago; the second best time is now" Quote
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