Boerseun Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Posted January 10, 2006 We can call it "Croak-o-Pops"!!!:rolleyes: Quote
bpjg2fat Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 buy 2 get one free :rolleyes: Pyrotex 1 Quote
Boerseun Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Posted January 10, 2006 Coming, of course, with a "Lifetime Guarantee"...:rolleyes: Quote
Pyrotex Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 buy 2 get one free :DYou guys are gross, disgusting and totally lacking in compassion and political correctness!! I REALLY admire that!!! :rolleyes: :) :) Quote
Tarantism Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 mr. freek, man dont post that **** here. i mean, this is science forums dude. pardon the wording... peace on earth man. Quote
InfiniteNow Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 You could market suicide with like.. Happy Endings... and have a whole beach scene play before you, or something relaxing, while you are gassed into oblivion. Bam. Your post reminded me of a movie called Soylent Green. I'm sure many here have seen it, and if not, it's time to check it out. Classic Charleton Heston (not really a big fan, but damn interesting movie... that and Omega Man too). :rolleyes: As edgy as this topic is, I've been laughing the whole way through. Thanks everyone for your clever, light-hearted, and hilariously inappropriate comments! Quote
Tarantism Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 hey you guys we may be onto something. this reminds me of a time when me and loricyben saw an obviously "depressed" teenager buying three containers of cough syrup. we both did a double take and laughed uncontrollably. theres money in this here bag! *disclaimer- the author of this post means no harm. if there are any kids that are killed by illigal suicide kits within 40 miles of the earth, the author refuses to be held responsable and looks to the kittens for evidence. Quote
Pyrotex Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 ...theres money in this here bag!...There was an SF short story about a down and out inventor who built a Suicide Box. The user entered the phone box sized contraption and shut the door. There were no windows. Inside was just a padded seat, a coin slot, an engraved set of instructions, and a single spot light. The instructions said that the door would lock for three minutes upon receipt of $5 in coins -- and that during that time, there would be one chance in 1,000 that the person would die. The FDA and AMA could find nothing else in the box. Nothing that could kill or do any harm. Nothing. So, the boxes could not be banned. They were legal. People tried the boxes, which were stationed outside of grocery stores and pharmacies. Mostly just a handful per day. For many weeks. Then one day, the door automatically opened and the person inside was dead. The inventor became a millionaire almost over night. What does this say about Human psychology?? :rolleyes: :) Quote
Tarantism Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 hahahahahahahahah!- that is one of the funniest stoires i have ever heard. really, thats all i have to say. hehehe. Quote
sergey500 Posted January 11, 2006 Report Posted January 11, 2006 Suicide kit? Lol. Thats pricless. But seriously, in a way its a good idea. If the person truly hate his or her life, be it, let 'em die. They are making their choice. Dark bright side, you're approving of something that will help lower the ever-so-sky-rocketing human population. I see a problem with someone using this kit to kill some one else, like if the kits has lethal pills. someone can put it into some one elses drink or something among those scenerios. My opinion of suicide is as follows, worst thing you can. I love science, therefor i love knowledge and my mental power. If i choose suicide, it means I lost, i gave up what i am proud of, my mind. To end you're own existance is stupid, as long as you're alive there is always a way to dig yourself out of the hole your in (except for me...I am lazy, i would just die like that.). It kinda goes agaisnt existance laws that I set for myself, to prove existance. Although all you need to exist, is acknowledgement by someone else, but i listed three things that breaks a solid line into existance, 1. you think for yourself 2. You fear you're own demise, you're death 3. You feel unsubsitutional emotions like love. Alas, people who try to commit suicide go against them all, except #1, you're making your own choice to end you're life. But hey! Whatever floats your boat, if you think you're life sucks so badly (no i am not refering to anyone in specific on this thread or site). So if this is truly how someone feels it might not be such a bad idea to sell suicide kits in convenience stores. It should have like a motto in area in that store, "Death, what a conveniece!" Well that was more of a useless rant, sorry for wasting you're time. I don't consider that much to be of an opinion, but I hope it helps anyway. Quote
bpjg2fat Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 Futurama-esque suicide booth? Shure, as long as there's plumbing to get rid of the meatsack. ha, THIS HAS TO BE THE ONLY WAY, SLOW AND BURTIAL OR FAST AND PAINLESS, ONLY 25 CENTS!!! :rolleyes: Quote
Chacmool Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 This thread has taken a rather interesting (and somewhat unsettling) turn. I must admit that I find some of the latest posts hilarious, but I also enjoyed the earlier, more serious posts. I wonder what caused the change? Do people resort to humour because the thought of death makes them uncomfortable? Or do people really think those who seriously contemplate suicide are ridiculous and expendable? :rolleyes: Quote
Queso Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 It must be a little of both,then you add the uncertainty principle,and you have this balancing brew.... Quote
bpjg2fat Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 humor because the thought makes us uncomfortable........no, well, for me anyway. But the just the pure immage of these things puts a smile to my face. buwahahahaha! ITS SICK! :rolleyes: Quote
Tarantism Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 eh i think that people started making jokes because somebody with a sense of humor made a joke and everyone just kinda ran with it. no harm intended, no harm done. Quote
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