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yawn

BARTENDER! oi, another round for my mates

after all, this is the lounge.

WAIT

after all, this wouldnt be the lounge

it would just be condensed matter, waiting to bang big again.

ok ok, so

after all.............hmmm

during all, theres the lounge!!!!!!!

 

p.s. josh, your location is your mind.

you say you are in quiet, completative thought....but what does that mean???

 

by any chance, do you mean Contemplative?

Posted

 

by any chance, do you mean Contemplative?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

orb, you're so good at being mean.

 

what's the condition when you can't feel sympathy?

you suffer gravely from this, although you don't seem to actually SUFFER.

 

WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?!?!?!?!?:cup: :shrug: :eek:

 

 

 

:cup:

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so, what if we humans survive for thousands, even millions of years....what if our brains are only capable of using 99.99999% of itself

kind of like the speed of light...yeah so what if we can't ever use all of our brains?

and WHOA what if we could, eh!?:lol:

 

___We humans have already survived thousands, even millions of years. From all appearences, our brains simply grow bigger as we need them too. Space also grows bigger as light needs it to. If we can't ever use all of our brains we have reason for hope & vice versa. Whether we know it or not, the Universe is laughing behind our backs.:eek: I'm laughing with it.:xparty:

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

"Did you

ever have the feeling

there's a

WASKET

in your BASKET?

 

...or a NUREAU

in your BUREAU?

 

...or a WOSET in your CLOSET?

 

Sometimes

I feel quite CERTAIN

there's a JERTAIN

in the CURTAIN

 

Sometimes

I have the feeling

there's a ZLOCK

behind the CLOCK

 

And that ZELF

up on that SHELF!

 

I have

talked to him

myself.

 

That's the

kind of house

I live in.

 

There's a NINK

in the SINK

 

and a

ZAMP

in the

LAMP.

 

and they're

rather nice

... I think.

 

Some of them

are very friendly.

 

Like the

YOT

in the

POT.

 

But

that

YOTTLE

in

the

BOTTLE.

 

Some are friendly.

Some are NOT.

 

I like the

ZABLE

on the

TABLE.

 

And the

GHAIR under the CHAIR.

 

But that BOFA

on the SOFA...

 

Well,

I wish

he wasn't there.

 

All those NUPBOARDS

in the CUPBOARDS.

 

They're good fun

to have about.

 

But that

NOOTH GRUSH

on my

TOOTHBRUSH...

 

Him

I could

do without!

 

The only one

I'm really scared of

is that VUG

under the RUG.

 

And that QUIMNEY

up the CHIMNEY...

 

I don't like him.

Not at all.

 

And it makes me sort of nervous

when that ZALL scoots down the HALL.

 

But the YEPS

on the STEPS-

 

They're great fun

to have around.

 

And so are

many, many

other friends

that I have found...

 

... Like the TELLAR

and the NELLAR

and the GELLAR

and the DELLAR

and the BELLAR

and the WELLAR

and the ZELLAR

in the CELLAR.

 

... And the GEELING

on the CEILING...

 

... and

the

ZOWER

in

my

SHOWER...

 

... and the ZILLOW

on my PILLOW.

 

I don't care

if you believe it.

That's the kind of house

I live in.

And I hope

we never leave it."

 

-Dr. Seuss

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