Boerseun Posted January 24, 2006 Author Report Posted January 24, 2006 Boerseun, if you're just waiting for permission, then I GRANT IT!Please, box them, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz.... :lol:Thank you. The next idjit to make himself guilty of this offensive and idiotic practice, will get a Boerseun knuckle-sandwich up the hooter. Be warned... Quote
InfiniteNow Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Thank you. The next idjit to make himself guilty of this offensive and idiotic practice, will get a Boerseun knuckle-sandwich up the hooter. Be warned...I heard this great joke the other day... I can't remember the punchline, but boy was it funny. It had something to do with a donkey, a parrot, and... The gauntlet's been dropped, my friend. Bring it! :lol: :shrug: Btw... what's a "hooter?" I thought that phrase was always used in the plural... Quote
Pyrotex Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 I heard this great joke the other day... I can't remember the punchline, but boy was it funny. It had something to do with a donkey, a parrot, and......lessee, it starts with the donkey saying that he was really horny and...No! No! It was the parrot! Yeah! And he says they should go into town and find the... well... it was either a church or a brothel. I think it was a brothel. And anyway, then the donkey said... Wait! There was a priest in here somewhere, uh... maybe he comes later. Anyway, the donkey said...Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! The parrot said, let's go to the church in the village because I'm horny, and then the donkey said... Wait, that can't be right. It must have been the donkey, that's right. I remember now. Oh god this is so funny... ... :lol: :shrug: :lol: :lol: :hyper: :lol: Quote
InfiniteNow Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 ...lessee, it starts with the donkey saying that he was really horny and... <...> The parrot said, let's go to the church in the village because I'm horny, and then the donkey said... Wait, that can't be right. It must have been the donkey, and he... ... :lol: :shrug: :lol: :lol: :hyper: :lol:That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! You tell it the same way I do!! Quote
Pyrotex Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! You tell it the same way I do!!Thank you!Thank you! I just wish I could remember the punchline.It was something like..."okay, YOU screw the priest and I'LL eat the banana!"Something like that.Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait! I remember now!....:lol: Quote
Boerseun Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Posted January 25, 2006 Right. That's it. Better step outside with me for a minute, there's ladies in here... Quote
Queso Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 i think a dumb thing most people do is NOT go to the beach and bang on drums :( Quote
TheFaithfulStone Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 Vote Republican? <ba-da-dum!> No seriously. A dumb thing most people do - They believe what they see on television. TFS Quote
Pyrotex Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 i think a dumb thing most people do is NOT go to the beach and bang on drums :(I absolutely agree! And you don't HAVE to be on a beach, though that helps. Playing a hand drum synchronizes the human spirit with the Cosmos around you. Because, even though you can't hear it, every atom in the Cosmos is also playing a teeny tiny drum."...Rythm rules to sub-atomic reality..." Boogie on. Queso 1 Quote
InfiniteNow Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 Vacuuming... You come across a pebble (or some similar sized object) on the carpet and the vacuum doesn't grab it so you spend like 3 minutes going at it back and forth using different angles with the vacuum... instead of just picking it up with your hands and moving on. <I'm guilty of this one too> Quote
Loricybin Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 how about paying attention to commercials? or the human need to constantly state, and remind others of, the absolute obvious. oh, and ya gotta love those Sport Utility Vehicles, decked out with snowtires, boatlike proportions, and enough empty space inside to accomodate a circus while never ever going offroad.good choice of vehicle, idiot. Quote
InfiniteNow Posted January 26, 2006 Report Posted January 26, 2006 Run the air conditioner when it's actually colder outside and they could just open a window. Quote
InfiniteNow Posted January 26, 2006 Report Posted January 26, 2006 Drive normal speeds on the highway when they have the "donut" spare tire on the car instead of the full-sized... oooh, and they're pulling a trailor at the same time... with a baby in the backseat... and it's raining... and they're drunk... Okay... too excessive. Drive too fast with a donut tire. I'll leave it at that. Quote
Pyrotex Posted January 26, 2006 Report Posted January 26, 2006 faxing a two page memo with one sentence circled, with a note in the margin asking for resolution, to a fellow engineer, who works at a desk 30 feet down the freakin' hall. Tormod 1 Quote
TheBigDog Posted January 26, 2006 Report Posted January 26, 2006 Blocking traffic while waiting for someone to pull out of a parking space while there is an empty space 2 or 3 spaces away. And it is the parking lot of a Gym or park and the lazy SOB blocking traffic is going there to exercise! Bill Quote
geek77 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 Get this... A young lady is 21, pregnant with her second child, and is due any day now. She is having 2+ hours apart contractions and asks her mother in law if she should go to the hospital just in case. The mother in law says "no, no. how 'bout I take (your child) and you go to town and walk around Walmart just in case it happens. Yeah, real great idea. Quote
geek77 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Posted January 27, 2006 Or... There's a lady who accidentally locks her keys in the car with her 1 and a half year old kid in the back seat. She decides to break the window to get in. Now, out of all the windows she could have broken(front, driver, passenger, rear, etc.) she goes for the back seat window next to her child with a large can of vegtables. Dork! Quote
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