Dumb things people do...

[ughaibu]

Bet only once a year, in the Grand National.

[ughaibu]

Anyway, Lord Of Illusion or Baron Windrush.

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

Blast past a cop at 110mph in a 55 zone!!!!!!

watched a guy in the passing lane do this one... lucky for me (doing 85) the officer was much more interested in him than me!!!! (still needed a change of drawers though....D@#^ sneaky cops!!!)

 

Oh yeah admitting to speeding on a thread!!! (also pretty stupid..eh!!!!!)

[Boerseun]

When someone gives you a web address, and they tell you:

"Go to double-you double-you double-you dot blah blah blah dot com."

where the double-you bit is short for world-wide-web, which is actually much, much shorter than the very popular abbreviation...:)

[Queso]

Oh yeah admitting to speeding on a thread!!! (also pretty stupid..eh!!!!!)

 

not really,

I've admitted to things much more hefty when it comes to the law on here.

We are Alias's.

 

I think driving drunk is really stupid.

 

I got so drunk one night, I really believed I could drive.

So I got in my car and backed right into a pole.

 

That was verrrrry stupid.

[bpjg2fat]

haha, driving to college drunk. leaving class drunker.

[Queso]

haha, driving to college drunk. leaving class drunker.

 

;)

 

Look what happens when a medical marijuana patient get's put on probation for dealing.

 

Poor guy can't smoke!

So he drinks his pain away!

and drives to college!

 

poor jew :frown: :) :cry:

 

don't do it!

[Racoon]

Going out steady with a Stripper! :xx:

Its fun for a little while....

 

But very, very DUMB! :doh:

[Boerseun]

Going steady with a stripper is dumb!

 

And costly!

 

You have to install a pole in your bedroom!

 

And, she doesn't want a tip, she wants the whole thing!

[InfiniteNow]

Going steady with a stripper is dumb!

 

And

costly!

To make such a blatant generalization... :doh:

 

[speakingfromexperience]

 

Most strippers have plenty of their own cash, and don't mind spending on their man if he makes them feel like more than "just a stripper."

 

[/speakingfromexperience]

[Racoon]

Most strippers have plenty of their own cash, and don't mind spending on their man if he makes them feel like more than "just a stripper."

 

Yup. which is one of the nice things about it! My ex-stripper always had more money than me.

:gift: :shade:--->>> :omg: :unlove: :doh:

 

Until you peel away the layers and find all the Fun Neurosis and issues with Dad! :eek:

 

But most of them just do it to pay for School!:lol: (and drug habits that enable them to get back on stage; oh and kids they almost always have)

 

There is no exact formula for strippers for sure. And I ain't tryin' to figure it out either...

 

Its still Dumb. :doh:

[Boerseun]

Living for years in suburbia not knowing your neighbour's name!

Being alone in a city of millions...

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

haha, driving to college drunk. leaving class drunker.

Never had the luxury (going to college)...went to school (highschool) severely impared almost dailly though!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GAHD]

Thnk that just because they're a cop they can mouth-off when off duty and drinking at a bar("Oh Yeah? I'm a COP! What are you gonna do NOW?"). Two words: OUT COLD.

 

Allow any Officer to attempt to detain you without first getting their precinct and badge number written down(I don't care WHO I look like, Your badge number gets given to me and you explain yourself before you even THINK about asking me for I.D.).

 

Act tough to an officer when you're off-camera (ATMs, and gas-bar surveilance cameras count) lest they put their badge down for a minute and "fail to catch several phonebooks that happened to fall out of the sky".

 

two more parting words: teenage parents

[Racoon]

Thnk that just because they're a cop they can mouth-off when off duty and drinking at a bar("Oh Yeah? I'm a COP! What are you gonna do NOW?"). Two words: OUT COLD.

 

teenage parents

 

Good ones GAHD! true and funny :hihi:

 

and teenage parents right up there with dumbest. :evil:

 

Getting Married at 18 is another dumb thing.

 

Going on Jerry Springer is a dumb thing dumb people do.

5 minutes of fame for a lifetime of shame :confused:

 

Getting caught on an episode of COPS yet another. :eek::hihi:

[niviene]

...and, after some Big Event happened on screen, like a huge explosion or some sort of ground-breaking new special effect, saying "Did you see that?"

Come on. "No, MF, I've been staring at the guy in front of me's head."

 

LOL

Bo - my father does that to me constantly. I have nearly given up watching a movie with him. It's either that, or during the movie he'll see an actor that he remembers from some other movie 60 years ago (or that actor's cousin/roommate/cat/distant relative) and go off into a speech about, "Oh, hey! It's (XXXX), and they were in (....) movie with (insert long, drawn out list of other ancient actors)...." Meanwhile, I'm missing the movie because I can't hear it over his loud booming voice. And it's more annoying when he's telling me something I already know.

 

And the snobs wonder why "Cops" and "World's stupidest drivers" get such good ratings... This stuff is hilarious!

 

Ya gonna miss this when you get to the DA's office, Niv?

 

Yes!!! I know it's rediculous, but yes, I'm going to miss it, I already know. I'm sure I'll never get to have as much fun with it. I'm working up the nerve to do something "super trooperish" before I resign ;) "Littering and...? Littering and....? Littering and......?"

 

Here's another great one - several days ago, a guy is drunk and walking down the street and stumbles out into traffic and gets hit by a car. He wakes up in the hospital, his family is there (and being quite hostile to the staff)....I go in, start writing down his info, etc - meanwhile, the family is telling me about this guy who hit him with the car. They proclaim that I "must do something about it!!" I smile and say I am - here is your citation for failing to use the crosswalks, and you are responsible for paying for the damage to the vehicle. :)

 

And, around 4am this morning I had to go to a hospital to arrest a drunk man for urinating in the lobby's drinking fountain. The security there had it all close up zoomed in on camera and all... LOL!

 

I don't know how I avoid getting the amount of complaints on me I should have, but I can get in some good little jabs on people who make a living out of being horrible to everyone else. Nothing wrong with just being dumb - everybody has a right to that - but dumb and mean (or just drunk!) and caught on tape just adds up to a bunch of fun! ;)

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

welding without a hood!

couldn't see for hours and radiation burns on the eyeballs hurts like hell!

 

Good examples can be seen on American Hotrod, The great biker buildoff, and American chopper (O.C.C.) . Sure hope they have a great health care plan!

 

Note Always wear yer welding hood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!