Pun intended...

[Boerseun]

So - there's a thread for jokes an' stuff. But this one's only for puns.

You gotta love puns! No jokes without a pun, please!

[Boerseun]

First one:

 

Ghandi always walked barefoot. This gave him some amazing callouses.

He was also a strict vegetarian, but this caused him to never pick up any weight, and made him suffer from bad breath.

 

He was therefore a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

[TheBigDog]

super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

Awsome... totally awsome...

 

Three young Indian braves have reached manhood, and they are ready to take wives. All three go the the chief for his blessing and his guidance. the chief instructs them each to go out and hunt down a great animal, then bring back the skin, he will they will then be allowed to marry. The Skin will be used as the bed of their honey-moon tee-pee. Each of the braves heads out to hunt a great animal.

 

The first brave returns with the hide of a moose. The chief lets him marry and he and his bride go to it on the moose hide.

 

The second brave returns with the hide of a white buffalo. The chief lets him marry and he and his bride go to it on the white buffalo hide.

 

The third brave returns with the hide of a hippopotamus. The chief lets him marry and he and his bride go to it on the hippo hide.

 

Nine months later...

 

The bride of the first brave gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The bride of the second brave gives birth to a set of twin boys. Then the bride of the third brave gives birth to set of triplet boys!

 

The tribe has a great party to celebrate the new arrivals, at the height of the festivities the three braves approach the chief and ask him if there was any significance to the different hides that they had returned with. The chief responds "I have given this much thought, and have found the meaning... The sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

 

Bill