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  • 7 months later...
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You're driving a car, not a phone booth.

 

I haven't had my coffee yet

Don't make me kill you!

 

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

 

.............Work Harder

Millions on welfare depend on you.

 

Evolution is just a theory --

Kind of like gravity.

 

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

 

The voices in my head don't like you.

 

If I throw a stick will you leave?

 

I tried to see your point of view but

I couldn't get my head that far up my ***.

 

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."

 

"I have PMS and a handgun." This was actually on an office wall where I paid a utility bill once. And yep, I was very polite...

 

moo

  • 8 months later...
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"Wag more, Bark less"

 

Which my daughter, being a fan of cows, translated into:

 

"Chew more, low less"

 

Which cracked us up for two minutes at least...

 

...well, you had to have been there...but I know that B will get it! :cheer:

 

Mooing for Godot,

Buffy

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