Boerseun Posted February 28, 2006 Report Posted February 28, 2006 On the back of a Hell's Angels' bike jacket: "If you can read this, the ***** fell off" Quote
TheBigDog Posted March 1, 2006 Report Posted March 1, 2006 Life sucks. On a good day it swallows. Quote
Buffy Posted March 3, 2006 Report Posted March 3, 2006 Seen on a bumper in New Orleans: Fixed Iraq, Now I'll Fix New Orleans Has to be seen to be appreciated, so click on it... Wryly,Buffy Quote
Drip Curl Magic Posted March 3, 2006 Report Posted March 3, 2006 my other car is an opiate copulation Did you actually see that somewhere? if so.... that's so rad. Quote
InfiniteNow Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 Every once in a while you have to punch a stupid person in the face. Quote
Zythryn Posted October 18, 2006 Report Posted October 18, 2006 Ironic this thread is back at this time:) OK, here is mine: Bush's clear skies initiativeKeeping the sky clear of birds Wish I could find it again, I may buy it:) Quote
C1ay Posted October 18, 2006 Report Posted October 18, 2006 You're driving a car, not a phone booth. I haven't had my coffee yetDon't make me kill you! Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. .............Work HarderMillions on welfare depend on you. Evolution is just a theory --Kind of like gravity. Do they ever shut up on your planet? The voices in my head don't like you. If I throw a stick will you leave? I tried to see your point of view butI couldn't get my head that far up my ***. Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Quote
InfiniteNow Posted October 18, 2006 Report Posted October 18, 2006 Wipe your mouth.There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable,Like a coma I don't know what your problem is,but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Quote
Edella Posted October 18, 2006 Report Posted October 18, 2006 Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? Boerseun 1 Quote
moo Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." "I have PMS and a handgun." This was actually on an office wall where I paid a utility bill once. And yep, I was very polite... moo Quote
ronthepon Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 There's no such thing as gravity, it's just that earth sucks. Quote
InfiniteNow Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 With the recent t-shirt thread, I thought this one could use a... Quote
Buffy Posted July 9, 2007 Report Posted July 9, 2007 "Wag more, Bark less" Which my daughter, being a fan of cows, translated into: "Chew more, low less" Which cracked us up for two minutes at least... ...well, you had to have been there...but I know that B will get it! :cheer: Mooing for Godot,Buffy Quote
Buffy Posted August 15, 2007 Report Posted August 15, 2007 Only in California: "If you are not an Environmentalist, you are suicidal and should seek counseling." Save the tuna, :weather_storm:Buffy Quote
Pyrotex Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Fundementalism Stops a Thinking Mind it's on my van :lol: Quote
Jay-qu Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 "no fat chicks" not really wisdom and it may be bad of me, but I lol'ed - just a little Quote
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