Bumpersticker Wisdom

[Mercedes Benzene]

I saw this the other day:

 

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants

 

Very wise indeed. :lol:

[Boerseun]

Carpe Scrotum: Seize life by the balls!

[InfiniteNow]

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

 

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

 

 

I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.

 

 

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

[TheFaithfulStone]

"Professional Driver on a closed course."

 

Took me a minute, but it was pretty funny once I got it.

 

TFS

[Ganoderma]

"Man made booze. God made grass. Who do you trust" thats a t-shirt i have not a sticker.

 

"If it aint broke, fix it til' it is."

 

"If you dislike the environment so much, leave."

 

" "Vegetarian" is the Indian word for "bad hunter"."

 

"If you are looking at this, who is looking at the road?"

 

"It is irresponsible to drive while impaired, which includes being tired. This is why I bring my elven friends along." saw this on a VW van on a mushroom painting covering the back. i kept my distance!

[Monomer]

On a red sticker: "If this sticker is blue you're driving too fast"

[freeztar]

On a red sticker: "If this sticker is blue you're driving too fast"

 

That's great.

[Qfwfq]

And it's reminiscent of the old lore about the physicist that was fined for going through a red light...

[Boerseun]

Uncle Al's favourite solution to all the world's problems (Not a bumpersticker, but surely deserving to be one):

 

"Feed the homeless to the hungry"

[InfiniteNow]

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in

a very narrow field.

[Queso]

"think happy thoughts"

[Pyrotex]

FOUND GOD?

If no one claims him in 30 days,

He's YOURS!

[Boerseun]

FOUND GOD?

If no one claims him in 30 days,

He's YOURS!

WHAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:phones::lol::D:):hihi::lol::(:D:):hihi::lol::hyper::D:):lol::hihi::):D:hyper::lol::hihi:

 

Can't give you rep for that for some silly reason, so you'll have to settle for virtual rep. So here goes:

 

VIRTUAL REP

[Qfwfq]

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in

a very narrow field.

This reminds me of an elderly woman's remark about the rural auto mechanics of the area she had come to live in.

 

"Each one has learnt all his father's mistakes, and adds a few of his own."

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[Pyrotex]

This reminds me of ...

This reminds me of an old definition of the "Perfect Computer Programmer": a programmer who has made every mistake possible within a specified language -- exactly once.

[Qfwfq]

Man at least they only make it once! :phones:

[Pyrotex]

"SKI NAVIGLIO DI BRENTA"

 

There is a very attractive excursion from Padua along the canalised River Brenta (boat services in summer). The road first reaches Stra (8m/26ft), a favorite resort of the Venetians in summer. At the far end of the village, in a park to the left of the road between the Brenta canal and its tributary the Veraro, stands the 18th century Villa Pisani or Villa Nazionale. Composed of five wings grouped around two inner courtyards, there are over 100 rooms with beautiful Empire furniture, paintings, wall and ceiling paintings, with a splendid ballroom containing a large ceiling painting by Tiepolo (1762). The road then continues east alongside the navigable Brenta canal (Naviglio di Brenta), past a series of country houses and villas surrounded by parks.