freeztar Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 Willie Nelson for president! Quote
DougF Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 Buffy still has my VOTE! Buffy for president! Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Why do they call this rush hour when everybody is crawling? Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 Donald duck is quakers Where would I be without me? There's nothing like death for sobering you up Quote
Michaelangelica Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 My favorite is"If you can read this stickerI've lost my caravan" for Aussies"Is it the truthor did you read it in the Telegraph" (a local paper) Quote
Turtle Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Proud Martindale Elementary Parent: My kid can beat up your kid. Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Being politically correct means saying sorry but not having to mean it DougF 1 Quote
tribal Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 this one used to be on my old car.... "Constipated mathematicians work it out with a pencil." Quote
Hill Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 OK, not a bumper sticker and wouldn't make sense as one, but my favorite graffito of all time. Found on a restroom wall in Grand Teton National Park 30 years ago or so. If you voted for Nixon, you can't **** here, your ******* is in the Whitehouse. Seems to me it could easily be updated...:cheer: Quote
Michaelangelica Posted September 27, 2007 Report Posted September 27, 2007 13 Funniest Bumper Stickers ever13 Funniest Bumper Stickers ever sanctus 1 Quote
freeztar Posted October 1, 2007 Report Posted October 1, 2007 Here's a couple I made up while sitting in traffic on Friday:(for a hybrid owner) "YMMV""Hop in my backseat, you're already half way there!" Quote
paigetheoracle Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 Sorry but this is all George Bush George Bush drunk on power is sobering the country up fast GW creates error terror! George Bush has opened the door to a new error for mankind! GW is winning the war on terror - nobody scares the crap out of me like that guy! Terrorists quake in your boots - there's somebody around more dangerous and stupid than you! If he was in Iraq himself, he wouldn't last five minutes as he's such an easy target, poor guy. Quote
paigetheoracle Posted October 22, 2007 Report Posted October 22, 2007 Phones 4 U - Waste of space 2 me! Gods own country - till the white man came Since GW came to power I'm well and truly Bushed! Michaelangelica 1 Quote
TheBigDog Posted October 22, 2007 Report Posted October 22, 2007 I saw one last week that made me laugh out loud. "Some village in Texas is missing its idiot" with a big W inside an outline of Texas. Bill Quote
DougF Posted October 24, 2007 Report Posted October 24, 2007 I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Quote
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