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  • 2 months later...
Posted

More t-shirts rather than bumper stickers:-

 

To save time, lets just assume I know everything (my motto)

 

Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light (that might have come up before)

 

Where would I be without me?

 

Americans like the big open spaces - especially between their ears

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

"Caution: I drive like you do!"

 

"I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason."

 

"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares."

 

"My other car bumper sticker is funny."

 

"I'm in no hurry; I'm on my way to work."

 

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

 

"I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."

 

"Back off! I'm not that kind of car."

 

"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"

 

"I'm not deaf... I'm just ignoring you."

 

By Simran Khurana, About.com

  • 1 month later...
Posted

BARACK TO THE FUTURE
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I invented this two weeks ago, and I still haven't seen it on a bumper. Is anyone paying attention out there???

Posted

I received a letter from a State Farm agent well outside my area. I've been curious why I've been receiving invitations from this agent when I already have SFI. He's 15 miles from me vs. the 0.5 mile trip to my current agent.

 

Anyways, I've been meaning to call the guy and let him know that he's wasting ink and paper, but I had that low on my list and never did it. So today...

 

I get this envelope from him again.

I open it up and lo' and behold, there is a bumper sticker sitting there. My curiousity got the best of me and I circumvented the neatly folded sheets of paper laying beside my object of interest, the bumper sticker (BS).

 

I crap you not, It says:

 

 

 

PLEASE

DON'T HIT ME

I'M NOT 100% SURE ABOUT MY COVERAGE

:)

 

Ummmm...

I'm not savvy in marketing, but I've got to say that this is beyond bizarre. :hihi:

Posted
A tee shirt logo rather than a bumper sticker, but it's still my favorite.

 

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up to much space.:hihi:

 

When I was a young man, this t-shirt logo became popular amoung certian young ladies.

 

IBTC

itty bitty titty commitie

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