Bumpersticker Wisdom

[Moontanman]

Found on a Jeep

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More jeep bumber stickers

 

HUMMER RESCUE VEHICLE

 

FSJ on a superman logo,

or my personal favorite seen on a much tricked out jeep.

 

IF I'D WANTED A HUMMER I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOUR SISTER!

[modest]

Giggle-worthy:

For Turtle:

[Boerseun]

"My other bumper sticker is funny."

[Michaelangelica]

"My other bumper sticker is funny."

My eldest daughter (who I have just sent this too) is the only other person on

the planet who would appreciate the pure genius of this

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

'I break for Turtles' you have to be kidding!. Is that true?

[Loricybin]

"you can trust the government, just ask a native american."

[modest]

'I break for Turtles' you have to be kidding!. Is that true?

 

It's from: Anti-Bush T-Shirts, Anti-Bush Bumper Stickers, etc : CafePress.com :)

 

-modest

[freeztar]

"My Bush would make a better president."

[Moontanman]

"My Bush would make a better president."

 

Now that's funny!

[paigetheoracle]

God knows you are a liar - Jesus knows you're pretending!

[Thunderbird]

Warning; I Brake For Hallucinations :eek:

[Michaelangelica]

Looking to Avoid Aggressive Drivers? Check Those Bumpers.

Watch out for cars with bumper stickers.

 

That's the surprising conclusion of a recent study by Colorado State University social psychologist William Szlemko. Drivers of cars with bumper stickers, window decals, personalized license plates and other "territorial markers" not only get mad when someone cuts in their lane or is slow to respond to a changed traffic light, but they are far more likely than those who do not personalize their cars to use their vehicles to express rage -- by honking, tailgating and other aggressive behavior.

 

It does not seem to matter whether the messages on the stickers are about peace and love -- "Visualize World Peace," "My Kid Is an Honor Student" -- or angry and in your face -- "Don't Mess With Texas," "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student."

 

Hey, you clown! This ain't funny! Aggressive driving might be responsible for up to two-thirds of all U.S. traffic accidents that involve injuries.

 

Szlemko and his colleagues at Fort Collins found that people who personalize their cars acknowledge that they are aggressive drivers, but usually do not realize that they are reporting much higher levels of aggression than people whose cars do not have visible markers on their vehicles.

washingtonpost.com

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

"Man made booze. God made grass. Who do you trust" thats a t-shirt i have not a sticker.

 

"If it aint broke, fix it til' it is."

 

"If you dislike the environment so much, leave."

 

" "Vegetarian" is the Indian word for "bad hunter"."

 

"If you are looking at this, who is looking at the road?"

 

"It is irresponsible to drive while impaired, which includes being tired. This is why I bring my elven friends along." saw this on a VW van on a mushroom painting covering the back. i kept my distance!

So that was you eh? :)

 

 

 

Booze is the answer I don't remember the question

 

Help keep our city clean... Eat a pigeon

 

so many pedestrians so little time

[Boerseun]

Booze is not the answer. Booze is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

[JMJones0424]

Why do we kill people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

 

And on the other side-

 

My neighbor's dog tells me to kill hookers.

 

And I forgot to add my favorite-

 

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I have a shirt that has that printed upon it

also Get ready! Get set! GO AWAY!B)

[paigetheoracle]

Not really a bumper sticker but it should be!

 

'Don't be humble - you're not that great!' (Golda Meyer, former premier of Israel):)

[Boerseun]

Don't pretend to be so dignified - you were shoved through a vagina once, after all.