What TV Shows ???

[InfiniteNow]

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was trying to see a boob by tuning into Cinemax... I don't pay for it though, so it was all fuzzy and I really couldn't tell. Might have been a hat...

[Buffy]

NASCAR counts as Sports.....

Sure, but 1) that's Sunday morning in bed with my sweetie with french toast and coffee *after* all the fun stuff, and 2) I'd always prefer to *go* to the races (not always Nascar! Go Danica!), even if the view is better on TV....

 

Nascar Mom's for Hillary,

Buffy

[Pyrotex]

...I was trying to see a boob...Might have been a hat...

"The Man Who Thought His Girlfriend's Boob Was a Hat"

 

Excellent book! Loved the pictures!

[Buffy]

And if anybody here admits to watching soaps, I will personally move that you be banned from Hypo for life. And not only your life, your great-great-great-great grandchildren's lives...

Whoa. Deep breaths, B, you're hyperventilating. Deep breaths...picture a pair of boobs in your mind...there, feeling better?

 

Now, go outside and smell some flowers. Stretch your arms and legs. Think about a warm fall afternoon and listen to the birds chirping.

 

Remember, TV is not your enemy. TV does not kill, TV in the hands of bad people kills. When you have a screaming colicky 2-year old at 3am, do not be made to feel guilty if the only thing on the telly is I Love Lucy reruns and you remember this silly rant of yours. There is a time and purpose for every mindless TV show under heaven.

 

TV is a drug, its an easy score, :hihi:

Buffy

[Buffy]

"The Man Who Thought His Girlfriend's Boob Was a Hat"

:hihi: :) :hihi: :hihi: :eek2: :hihi: :hihi: Oh please stop! :Guns: :eek2: :eek2: :lol: It *hurts*! :lol: :lol: :eek: :eek: :lol:

 

Hiccup!

Buffy

[InfiniteNow]

"The Man Who Thought His Girlfriend's Boob Was a Hat"

 

Excellent book! Loved the pictures!

Oh... that's good stuff. :hihi:

 

Good reference, and for those who are interested, it's based on a true story of a patient who had a bar crash through his skull and brain (I am pretty sure this one was him) and he survived, and is called "The Man who mistook his wife for a Hat."

 

 

Cheers. :eek2:

[Queso]

TV is a drug, its an easy score, :hihi:

 

I BEG to differ,

an easy score would we running up to someones lawn with a hatchet and cutting down their San Pedro Cacti

 

Television is NOT a drug, kids.

[Pyrotex]

TV shows?!?! ...WHO THE **** CARES?!?!?!...

I have posted notice in my living room that anyone who tunes in "Wheel of Fortune" for longer than it takes me to open the buffet and get out my S&W 357 Magnum is dead meat.

:eek2: :Guns: :eek2: :eek2: :hihi:

[Boerseun]

...TV not a drug?!?!

 

Ever tried to roll a 42" plasma?

 

Rolling it is one thing - lighting it's a *****...

[Queso]

hey pyrotex,

I've got a S&W magnum .44 if you want to go blow some stuff away.

My grampa gave it to me, good man!

 

much more fun than television!

[InfiniteNow]

...TV not a drug?!?!

 

Ever tried to roll a 42" plasma?

 

Rolling it is one thing - lighting it's a *****...

It makes a better scraper than a paper. You know... when you have a mirror the size of your house and a few kilos of blow...

 

 

Hmmm... pandoras box has been opened, and she's no spring chicken. :hihi:

[Pyrotex]

I BEG to differ,

an easy score would we running up to someones lawn with a hatchet and cutting down their San Pedro Cacti....

I tried to follow the link, but my corporate f*cking network security political correctness software nailed me. Reason: "due to references to illegal drugs".

Dum de dum.

Dum de dum.

It will let me look at Japanese CARTOONS of naked schoolgirls, but NOT at pictures of a cactus.

Makes me wonder just what the hell are those cactuses DOING?? Hmmm?

[Queso]

well, whenever you get home, go to http://www.erowid.org

[InfiniteNow]

It will let me look at Japanese CARTOONS of naked schoolgirls, but NOT at pictures of a cactus.

Makes me wonder just what the hell are those cactuses DOING?? Hmmm?

Makes me wonder how you know this... hmmm....

[Queso]

It happens, man.

The internet displays all.

[Boerseun]

Hey - Pyro; look on the bright side. It could've been Hentai cactii...

[Queso]

yeah but it wasn't!!

It was the amazing cacti that grows everywhere that humans have been ingesting for thousands of years!!!!

They won't teach you that on TV.