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I can rift pulse 2 synth mod perculator bongs in atleast 3 oriphises (sp?) at a time.

 

I have lime primed out the bind ridden into stiff bread, bitches, and big screen TV's.

 

I am transmitting energy from my brain, into my fingers, onto the world wide web, onto YOUR monitor, light percieved by your eyes, trasmitted to your brain.

 

I am tired.

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i am a shapeshifter

 

i can shift shape.

 

i WILL be the following in the next ten seconds . . .

 

-llama

 

-barracuda

 

-wallabe

 

-a mysteriously undiscovered island just off the coast of the san fransisco bay

(and freezing cold, no doubt:()

 

-a building, swallowing people whole, and later spitting them out (not whole)

 

-a hypographer named Bobert

 

-an anti-hypography protester outside tormod's house, with signs and imaginary protesting friends with imaginary signs and causes

 

-a carrot cake.

 

I am sort of wishing i could shiftshape as a shapeshifter.

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