ronthepon Posted May 27, 2006 Report Posted May 27, 2006 Hit a person hard on his temple an he dies in 20 mins. Anyone practically observed this rather experimentable phenomena? Quote
Boerseun Posted May 27, 2006 Author Report Posted May 27, 2006 Hit a person hard on his temple an he dies in 20 mins.That's rather subjective. Hit the bastard hard enough, and hell be dead immediately! Quote
Turtle Posted May 27, 2006 Report Posted May 27, 2006 Skiing has been around for over 4,500 years! :eek: In fact:: c.1222 The first marriage break-up caused by skiing is described by Icelandic bard Snorre Sturlason. The goddess Skadi abandoned her husband, the god Njord, to go skiing. During this period, legends grew up around those who were skilled on skis.http://www.ifyouski.com/Information/History/ :cup: /forums/images/smilies/banana_sign.gif Quote
Michaelangelica Posted May 30, 2006 Report Posted May 30, 2006 "Skiing is in many ways is a truly Australian sport like Australian Football. While many sports have come to Australia from overseas, skiing has a longer history here than Switzerland. During the 1830's Tasmanian fur trappers were using skis made of local timber, shaped like a present day snow shoe to move across deep snow covered areas. Gold discoveries at Kiandra, New South Wales in 1855 let to Scandinavian miners using fence posts as forms of ski. By 1862 this new sport had emerged in the Kiandra area, with the Ski Club of Kiandra (then called the Kiandra Snow Shoe Club) being formed in 1878 and is one of the oldest ski clubs in the world. It is reputed that "Banjo" Paterson was one of the early members of the club. "FROM:-http://www.lakemountainresort.com.au/xchistory_au.html Quote
ronthepon Posted May 30, 2006 Report Posted May 30, 2006 Plutonium is the most poisonous substance known to man. Now be careful, generic nuclear terrorist! Quote
Boerseun Posted May 30, 2006 Author Report Posted May 30, 2006 FACT: A doped cat, who crapped itself and proceeded to roll around in it, and escaped its box, and continued to jump you from behind whilst you are carrying along at 140km/h and then pounces you and tries to kill you by tearing your aorta out is not funny. And that's a fact, ladies and gentlemen. Quote
Kayra Posted May 30, 2006 Report Posted May 30, 2006 FACT: A doped cat, who crapped itself and proceeded to roll around in it, and escaped its box, and continued to jump you from behind whilst you are carrying along at 140km/h and then pounces you and tries to kill you by tearing your aorta out is not funny. And that's a fact, ladies and gentlemen. Neither is accidentially closing one in the shower with you. 15 years and I still have the scars. Good luck on your road trip Quote
TheBigDog Posted May 30, 2006 Report Posted May 30, 2006 FACT: A doped cat, who crapped itself and proceeded to roll around in it, and escaped its box, and continued to jump you from behind whilst you are carrying along at 140km/h and then pounces you and tries to kill you by tearing your aorta out is not funny. And that's a fact, ladies and gentlemen.Neither is accidentially closing one in the shower with you. 15 years and I still have the scars. Good luck on your road tripBullets are cheaper than cat food. Bill Boerseun 1 Quote
Kayra Posted May 30, 2006 Report Posted May 30, 2006 Bullets are cheaper than cat food. Bill I never take my gun into the shower. Perhaps I should have. Quote
ronthepon Posted May 30, 2006 Report Posted May 30, 2006 FACT: A doped cat, who crapped itself and proceeded to roll around in it, and escaped its box, and continued to jump you from behind whilst you are carrying along at 140km/h and then pounces you and tries to kill you by tearing your aorta out is not funny. And that's a fact, ladies and gentlemen.I smell some hatred.:hyper: A good long way we've come fron the times of Ra and Osiris! Quote
Boerseun Posted May 30, 2006 Author Report Posted May 30, 2006 Bullets are cheaper than cat food. BillI would've given rep for that, but apparently I've gotta spread the love first... COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! Cats? HATE the ****ers! They kill all the birds in the garden, the geckos in the house, anything you'd care to mention, cats completely and utterly seem to **** up! The bastards we drove down to Cape Town are my mate's cats, he's relocating. I personally can't stand the little ****ers... Quote
Jay-qu Posted May 31, 2006 Report Posted May 31, 2006 what about the big ones? you cant hate the tigers :eek: Giant squids can have eyes the size of watermelons! Quote
Michaelangelica Posted May 31, 2006 Report Posted May 31, 2006 I would've given rep for that, but apparently I've gotta spread the love first... COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! Cats? HATE the ****ers! They kill all the birds in the garden, the geckos in the house, anything you'd care to mention, cats completely and utterly seem to **** up! The bastards we drove down to Cape Town are my mate's cats, he's relocating. I personally can't stand the little ****ers... There are some nice cats who don't hunt.They can give a lot of joy if you spend the time getting to know them. Quote
ronthepon Posted May 31, 2006 Report Posted May 31, 2006 I would've given rep for that, but apparently I've gotta spread the love first... COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! Cats? HATE the ****ers! They kill all the birds in the garden, the geckos in the house, anything you'd care to mention, cats completely and utterly seem to **** up! The bastards we drove down to Cape Town are my mate's cats, he's relocating. I personally can't stand the little ****ers...Tell me about it. You seem to be filled with anger at them. Quote
Queso Posted May 31, 2006 Report Posted May 31, 2006 I think they're amazingly trippy-I understand why the egyptions worshipped them, It was the night that meand kelly's catMADE UP GAMESwith rules,and everything,and passed the timelogically,as fun as we could. His transmissionswere that of a Lotus, Quote
EWright Posted May 31, 2006 Report Posted May 31, 2006 Silent ones are more potent than the ones you hear coming! :phones: Quote
ronthepon Posted May 31, 2006 Report Posted May 31, 2006 Silent ones are more potent than the ones you hear coming! :phones:What about the ones who make very very very aggressive sounds? RUN! Quote
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