Menacing Right Ear

[Queso]

I'm severely sick,

and I feel like blowing my head off.

 

Now that you have an understanding of where I stand on earth,

My right ear will not POP

and i havn't been able to hear out of it for 12 hours.

I just woke up

thinking sleeping would fix the problem

BUT NO!!!!!

 

I can not balance,

This is driving me insane.

 

What can i Do to fix my ear,

If i didn't have hypography I would cut it right off and paint a self portrait of myself with a bandage. (sorry gogh!)

[Queso]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

:) :edizzy: ;) :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :) ;) :esmoking: :esmoking:

[InfiniteNow]

Glad to hear (:)) your ear is feeling better Orby. When I read the title of this thread, I thought for sure it was going to be something about Van Gogh. Oh well. ;)

 

 

http://hypography.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=772&c=19

[Queso]

feeling better????

NO

STILL STUCK

[InfiniteNow]

I assumed from the "AHHHHHH..." that it was better.

 

I think this might be REALLY dangerous, but you might try plugging your nose with your fingers and closing your eyes, then exhale forcefully as if you were trying to push air through the ear...

 

If your eardrum explodes though, that could be bad...

[Queso]

ive done this, numerous times.

 

Nothing.

[InfiniteNow]

Here's another DANGEROUS idea...

 

Cup your hand over the ear and form a seal. Then, like a plunger in a toilet, pop it... You could do some serious damage though, and may just want to see an MD...

[Drip Curl Magic]

if I remember correctly, you can have a doctor shoot some saline stuff into your ear... and TONS of earwax will just drip out.

 

My father had this done a few years ago... He was nearly deaf for a while. And it was all from wax build up. He's got perfectly normal hearing now.

 

I dunno if doctors do this willingly, though. I think it might be one of those things that doctors only suggest you get done once or twice in a lifetime.

[TheBigDog]

Orb, do you know what caused it?

[GAHD]

Go swimming, or get in a hot bath/shower and soak that ear, Then try the close nose & eyes & inhale/exhale forcefully.

 

Maby you're lucky and you got that tick you were worried about....In your EAR!

[Queso]

Go swimming, or get in a hot bath/shower and soak that ear, Then try the close nose & eyes & inhale/exhale forcefully.

 

Maby you're lucky and you got that tick you were worried about....In your EAR!

 

Ok so it's been over 24 hours.

 

Drastic measures are being prepared in the Hull:singer: :hihi: :cup: :cup: :eek: :( :hihi: :singer: :singer: :singer: