Racoon Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 Killing obviously is Dead Wrong! :cup: But it happens every bloody day. :hihi: So CSI Guy... If you're going to Kill somebody DON'T have your cell phone with you!! :cup: So many fool killers are getting their Alibi ripped 'cuz they forgot that the authorities will check cell phone activity and location! Anyone else have advice for getting away with murder???:cup: Quote
InfiniteNow Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 If you're going to Kill somebody DON'T have your cell phone with you!! :cup: Thanks Racoon... that's good information to have! :hihi: Anyone else have advice for getting away with murder???:cup:Anyone in particular got you asking this question? :cup: I'd personally try to access some radioactive material and put it under the driver seat of their car... but that's a bit cruel I suppose. :( Quote
Racoon Posted March 14, 2006 Author Report Posted March 14, 2006 Anyone in particular got you asking this question? :cup: I'd personally try to access some radioactive material and put it under the driver seat of their car... but that's a bit cruel I suppose. :hihi: No one in particular. No NOT my Neighbor...or Boss...or Dude who cut me off in traffic :cup: Or that backstabbing ***** I used to call a Girlfriend who Bled me Dry! :( Why would you ask??? :eek: If You're gonna' Kill somebody... Have a Good reason! :cup: Funny True reasons I heard on my radio show:>Dude got bludgeoned dead by bats for his X-Box>Guy killed his brother over a squabble concerning a Yankee/Red Sox hat>HomeSlice beat to death his roomate with a sledgehammer handle and garden claw when he used up all the Toilet paper... Not exactly the best reasons to Snuff-Out someone! :( If you ever Hear Your Middle name in the News, I'll bet you its NOT GOOD!:cup: Quote
TheFaithfulStone Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 If you ever Hear Your Middle name in the News, I'll bet you its NOT GOOD! :hihi: Tru dat. TFS Quote
Racoon Posted March 14, 2006 Author Report Posted March 14, 2006 tell no one. YesNever, EVER tell a soul.especially your girl!; after you realize that you've actually killed someone and go on *Extreme Bender* to try and cope...the stage before paranoia.. :eek: If You're going to Kill someone..... Make sure they can't find the Body. Jeesh - you'd think killers would have found that out by now. Dumping a body off a trail along side a road is practically a sure sentence. So is usually leaving the body where you killed it. :hihi: Quote
Racoon Posted March 14, 2006 Author Report Posted March 14, 2006 If you're going to kill somebody ... wear gloves and a hair-net! Don't pull an O.J. though, and throw the glove in the bushes.. :eek: :hihi: Quote
Pyrotex Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 ...If you're going to Kill somebody...advice for getting away with murder?Hmmmmm, he said. I know of somebody who got away with murder.It was 1972 in Mississippi. There were these two badass brothers that everybody hated. They were petty thieves and thugs. They also drove drunk and drove too fast, giving many people the desire to kill them.Every Friday night, they drove to "The County Line", a bar at... you guessed it. On this particular night, lots of people saw them pull up and swagger in. Lots of people saw them get tanked and swagger out. A few people saw the old suitcase on the curb. The two brothers saw it and stole it. They were doing about 70 MPH on Blackjack Road, on their way to Westpoint, Mississippi, when they opened the suitcase full of live honeybees. Queso 1 Quote
Queso Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 AMAZING. WHAT A STORY!! I won't ask if it's true or not.Writ like a painting Quote
Cedars Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 hmmm... Own a pig farm. Or know someone who does. If you dont know what I mean, watch the movie Snatch. Quote
TheBigDog Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 "Murder by Numbers" by the Police. Stewart Copeland plays the drums like a witch. The man is not human. One of the best understated drumming examples you will ever hear. Bill Quote
Pyrotex Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 ..WHAT A STORY!!...I won't ask if it's true or not...Then I won't tell you.:cup: Thanks, Orby!!!!! :hihi: Quote
InfiniteNow Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 Own a pig farm. Or know someone who does. If you dont know what I mean, watch the movie Snatch.Or the show DEADWOOD... :hihi: Quote
Racoon Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Posted March 15, 2006 hmmm... Own a pig farm. Or know someone who does. If you dont know what I mean, watch the movie Snatch. Yeah..., Wood Chipper is good too.. If you don't know what I mean watch the movie Fargo...:hihi: This is Science Folks.Forensic Science....:cup: Quote
InfiniteNow Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 Okay... I find it very humorous that "Creating a Religion" is among the list of related threads listed at the bottom of the page of this one... Quote
Queso Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 I become a killer every day of my life. I put myself in the bare worn shoes of somebody who stalks the streets, with a terminal mission. I point my finger at people as I'm driving,and blast them with mind bullets. All believing,Causing this simulation that isOH SO SATISFYINGand if I couldn't partition our conciousness the way I do when I act, There would only be one way to Fulfill this psychopathic Urge :hihi: Quote
Pyrotex Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 Okay... I find it very humorous that "Creating a Religion" is among the list of related threads listed at the bottom of the page of this one...On the other hand, so many religions are started by killing someone....:hihi: Quote
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