GAHD Posted March 16, 2006 Report Posted March 16, 2006 :angel: One other word, and LOTS of it:LyeCheers to that. I wonder how many buildings are succoed with corpses? Foundations cast with them? Quote
Boerseun Posted March 16, 2006 Report Posted March 16, 2006 Cheers to that. I wonder how many buildings are succoed with corpses? Foundations cast with them?Like the bad guy said in Lethal Weapon, when casting a kicking and screaming henchman into a foundation at a construction site:"Now we have a relationship we can build on..." :angel: Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted March 16, 2006 Report Posted March 16, 2006 Forget concrete shoes. Eventually the uncemented portion of the corpse will turn up...Think 55gal drum...kill vic...place vic in bag w/powdered lye...seal bag... fill drum 1/10 full of cement ...place bag w/vic in drum...fill rest of drum...let it harden...take a nice long boat ride w/drum...dump drum in deepest water available!!!tell no-one!!!Officer I was fishing, I always go fishing at night!!!I didn't even know he was missing!!!(make it a point to go night fishing alone for several mo's before this. Get a boat! Get a fishing liscence!!!!!) Quote
Racoon Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Posted March 17, 2006 If you're going to kill someone... get Johnny Cochran to be your lawyer :eek2: Quote
Racoon Posted March 27, 2006 Author Report Posted March 27, 2006 :lol: This isn't really funny, but it is in a Morbid sense... Tammy Jean Warner (there's the Middle Name again ), of Lake Jackson, Texas was indicted on charges of neglegent homiside after giving her husband a "Sherry Enema"! :naughty: (Feb. 2005) Due to the problems w/ his throat, Micheal Warner couldn't drink anymore :beer: , and so was 'administered' wine... well, up his ***. The charge relates to the allegation that she "swapped" out the wine for 1.5 litre bottles of Sherry, which when administered Rectally, is a dose that will Kill anyone! :eek: ;) :lol: Tammy Jean Warner last recorded quote was, and it is NOT made up, "That's the way he went out and I'm sure thats the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas." Again: If you EVER hear your Middle Name in the News - It AIN'T GOOD! Quote
InfiniteNow Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 Again: If you EVER hear your Middle Name in the News - It AIN'T GOOD!Hmmm... Sarah Michelle GellarSarah Jessica ParkerJennifer Love HewittMark Paul GosslerAndrew Dice Clay... :shrug: I do think I'm starting to see this pattern. :) Quote
Racoon Posted March 27, 2006 Author Report Posted March 27, 2006 Sarah Michelle GellarSarah Jessica ParkerJennifer Love HewittMark Paul GosslerAndrew Dice Clay... :shrug: I do think I'm starting to see this pattern. ;) :) Where is Lake Jackson, Texas? Those "middle" names are almost as bad as the Hyphenated last names... Quote
InfiniteNow Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 Where is Lake Jackson, Texas?Close to the Gulf of Mexico border... due south of Houston. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=lake+jackson,+texas&ll=29.692825,-95.493164&spn=2.256945,5.493164&t=h Quote
Buffy Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 John Wayne GacyHenry Lee LucasRichard Franklin SpeckMehmet Ali AgcaLee Harvey Oswald Yeah, what *is* it with that? Menacingly,Buffy Anne Summers Quote
TheBigDog Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 Hmmm... Sarah Michelle GellarSarah Jessica ParkerJennifer Love HewittMark Paul GosslerAndrew Dice Clay... :eek2: I do think I'm starting to see this pattern. :DDon't forget John David Stutts (DEEEEEP trivia) Bill Quote
InfiniteNow Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Don't forget John David Stutts (DEEEEEP trivia)Did you just go all Eddie Murphy on us? Way to go, TBD! Ouch... I'm shot. Quote
TheBigDog Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Did you just go all Eddie Murphy on us? Way to go, TBD!Saw it live, one Saturday night! "Exactly who was John David Stutts? We talked to his taylor to find out.""John used to always talk about killing Buck-Wheat. Why he was just in here last week and got himself a new suite, said to me 'I'm going to kill Buck-Wheat and I want to look good on TV.'" Those were the days my friend! Bill Quote
Racoon Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Posted April 3, 2006 John Wayne GacyHenry Lee LucasRichard Franklin SpeckMehmet Ali AgcaLee Harvey Oswald Yeah, what *is* it with that? :hihi: Don't know. Media tactic to seperate the Bad from the REALLY bad Don't forget John Lee Malvo:eek2: and around here a few years back... Wesley Allen Dodd :evil: (molested and killed 2 boys in a local park not too far from me) Quote
InfiniteNow Posted April 3, 2006 Report Posted April 3, 2006 Yeah, what *is* it with that?Probably a bit like when you get into DEEP trouble with the parents, and they call you by your middle name... "FN MN LN... you get inside, RIGHT NOW!" Quote
Boerseun Posted April 4, 2006 Report Posted April 4, 2006 Makes you wonder why the media keeps referring to the prez. as "George W. Bush". Probably can't quite make up their minds yet. If Iraq turns any worse they'll probably start using the whole middle name. If it turns out moonshine and roses, they'll drop the W! They're keeping their options open pending the newest poll results! :lol: Quote
Racoon Posted April 6, 2006 Author Report Posted April 6, 2006 If you are gonna' kill someone... dumping the body in the river makes some sense.:eek: "Floaters" can really get to be quite disgusting. Peoples heads turn black!Adipose tissue turns to soap! The face gets destroyed by being dragged around the seabed before the Putrification gasses build up and float the body to the surface again!You can pull a Floaters skin off like a sock!Its a vile, vile process; which is why police detectives hate solving them :eek2: Well, its time for lunch. :) :) Quote
Boerseun Posted April 7, 2006 Report Posted April 7, 2006 True story: In Johannesburg, a while ago, a guy called out a chimney repairman, because for some reason his chimney didn't create a decent airflow when he made a fire. He had the thing decked out as an ornamental thingy for the last 18-odd years with a gas log, so he never noticed it until now when he tried to convert it back to the 'real thing'. So, anyways, he thought the chimney-pipe was blocked by leaves and birds nesting in it over the last 18 years, so he got the guy to come clean it.So what they found was a dried-out corpse stuffing the chimney!The corpse had a wallet and ID with it, identifying it as a known burglar who disappeared 18 years ago! Turns out the upwards airflow around him made any 'death-smells' undetectable inside the house, all the rot went up!So this guy tried to break in, got stuck, and died from either hunger or thirst or general stupidity. Looking at their calendar, it turns out the old couple was away on a two-week holiday 18 years ago, so any shouting for help by this idiot didn't help either.So, they lived for 18 years with a corpse inside the chimney!So my point would be, if you want to get rid of your victim, buildings offer good options! Racoon 1 Quote
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