If You're Going to Kill Someone...

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

a large body of water, a decent size boat , a steel drum, and 100 pounds o cement will make anyone disappear for good.

 

1. stuff corpse in drum

2. load drum on boat

3. head for deep water

4. fill all free space inside drum with cement

5. seal drum

6. roll that bugger off the back like a depth charge

7. go home

 

drum sinks, air escapes through any available openings, concrete hardens trapping the remains forever:) cousre if ya really hate them ya skip killin em and put them in the drum alive:)

[Moontanman]

No one in particular. No NOT my Neighbor...or Boss...or Dude who cut me off in traffic :hihi: Or that backstabbing ***** I used to call a Girlfriend who Bled me Dry! :rant:

Why would you ask??? :)

 

If You're gonna' Kill somebody... Have a Good reason! :doh:

 

Funny True reasons I heard on my radio show:

>Dude got bludgeoned dead by bats for his X-Box

>Guy killed his brother over a squabble concerning a Yankee/Red Sox hat

>HomeSlice beat to death his roomate with a sledgehammer handle and garden claw when he used up all the Toilet paper...

 

Not exactly the best reasons to Snuff-Out someone! :)

 

If you ever Hear Your Middle name in the News, I'll bet you its NOT GOOD!

:doh:

 

To get away with muder the first thing is to kill someone who you have no connection to at all, connections are the prime cause of long sentences..... The pig farm is a good idea too, an alligator farm would be even better. Of course killing some you have no reason to kill is crazy :blahblahblah:

[Moontanman]

a large body of water, a decent size boat , a steel drum, and 100 pounds o cement will make anyone disappear for good.

 

1. stuff corpse in drum

2. load drum on boat

3. head for deep water

4. fill all free space inside drum with cement

5. seal drum

6. roll that bugger off the back like a depth charge

7. go home

 

drum sinks, air escapes through any available openings, concrete hardens trapping the remains forever:) cousre if ya really hate them ya skip killin em and put them in the drum alive:)

 

Never work, a drum full of concrete weighs too much to get into a boat much less roll off the back of the boat :blahblahblah: Just put the body in the drum, make sure there are holes in the drum and put three cinder blocks in the drum, works every time.... so they say anyway :hihi:

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

:hihi:I work in shipyard don't try an tell me what you can and can't get into or off of a boat:hihi:

 

Sides I didn't say a drum full of concrete:hihi:

 

I said add concrete to drum with person in it:hihi: (should I specify dump in bag of concrete?:hihi)

 

if you use just the drum and some blocks, rot will eventually result in a floater;)

 

sides it's only a couple hundred pounds person, concrete, and all:hihi:

[Moontanman]

:hihi:I work in shipyard don't try an tell me what you can and can't get into or off of a boat:hihi:

 

Sides I didn't say a drum full of concrete:hihi:

 

I said add concrete to drum with person in it:hihi: (should I specify dump in bag of concrete?:hihi)

 

if you use just the drum and some blocks, rot will eventually result in a floater;)

 

sides it's only a couple hundred pounds person, concrete, and all:hihi:

 

 

Well be that as it may, the most important thing "not to do" would be post your ideas on a public forum :naughty: And oh yeah, you must be planning to kil a small person, I weigh more than a couple hundred pounds by my self, the drum and a hundred pounds of cement would be more than 300 lbs, be embarassing to get your body in a drum and with concrete and then not be able to move it :hihi:

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

My 6'3" frame is a mere 176 pounds in summer (200 or so in winter)....maybe enough room in a drum for me and about 50 pounds of concrete....that's 226.....on a typical day I max out at 250 pounds maximum lifting safe capacity (Ie. not hurting too much after lifting)...when I absolutely must move it I can push the limit to as much as 400+ pounds (think dead 500 no loading ramp or tailgate lifted pickup, 300 straight six parts engine/no picker, complete engine and trans 2.0 from VW Vanagon tis a long list so I'll call it quits here)

 

The point is when you gotta, unless you're old or feeble odds are you can git er done;)

 

Also you bein heavier means you will likely leave less room for concrete than I..... so will one hundred pounds of concrete mix and you fit in a typical drum?:naughty:

 

And actually posting it is no more dangerous than not posting cuz you can always ask the PoPo if they really think you'd be stupid enough to post it if you did it....Sides without a body they aint got no proof that there was even a crime committed.:hihi:

[pamela]

Hmmm. Premeditated murder, not a good thing I am afraid.In all cases mentioned, there is still a trail of evidence to follow. From purchasing the concrete to bagging the bees, etc. Having a perfect stranger, does'nt work either. Once you meet, you are not strangers. The odds of a chance meeting, finding out that the person is willing to kill, contriving a plan, all in one meeting, without being seen by any bystanders. Highly improbable. Unfortunately, there are ways to elude being caught, but eventually, murder will out. There are also ways to conceal evidence, although, that will never be posted here.:naughty:

[Moontanman]

My 6'3" frame is a mere 176 pounds in summer (200 or so in winter)....maybe enough room in a drum for me and about 50 pounds of concrete....that's 226.....on a typical day I max out at 250 pounds maximum lifting safe capacity (Ie. not hurting too much after lifting)...when I absolutely must move it I can push the limit to as much as 400+ pounds (think dead 500 no loading ramp or tailgate lifted pickup, 300 straight six parts engine/no picker, complete engine and trans 2.0 from VW Vanagon tis a long list so I'll call it quits here)

 

The point is when you gotta, unless you're old or feeble odds are you can git er done;)

 

Also you bein heavier means you will likely leave less room for concrete than I..... so will one hundred pounds of concrete mix and you fit in a typical drum?:naughty:

 

And actually posting it is no more dangerous than not posting cuz you can always ask the PoPo if they really think you'd be stupid enough to post it if you did it....Sides without a body they aint got no proof that there was even a crime committed.:hihi:

 

Oh well I guess I'm screwed three ways, I'm old, feeble, and fat. If I ever kill someone it will be in self defence so I won't have to worry about the popo.

[pamela]

originally posted by distrubd

Sides without a body they aint got no proof that there was even a crime committed.

not always...for example

Guilty verdicts without a body rare

 

SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER STAFF

 

The best evidence in a homicide case is the victim's body. Gaining a murder conviction without one is tricky, but it has been done -- with hard-boiled investigative work, piles of circumstantial evidence and a few lucky breaks.

 

Ruth Neslund, convicted 1985 -- A congenial woman famed for her homemade sausage, Lopez Island resident Ruth Neslund was the wife of Rolf Neslund, a retired ship pilot who went missing in 1980.

 

His wife said he'd gone to Norway and never came back. Investigators, however, determined that, after an argument over money, Ruth shot her husband twice in the head on Aug. 8, 1980, then, with help from her brother, dismembered the body and burned it in her back yard.

 

An intensive study of blood-spatter evidence, a bloodstained revolver and bits of tissue helped prosecutors gain a murder conviction. Neslund died at age 73 at the women's prison near Purdy.

 

 

Guilty verdicts without a body rare

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

An intensive study of blood-spatter evidence, a bloodstained revolver and bits of tissue helped prosecutors gain a murder conviction. Neslund died at age 73 at the women's prison near Purdy.

Tsk Tsk,...messy messy messy! (Ed, Edd an Eddy reference)

 

That's there are better ways that don't make such a mess;)

[pamela]

Tsk Tsk,...messy messy messy! (Ed, Edd an Eddy reference)

love that cartoon:)

although, you could probably find some good ideas on Courage The Cowardly Dog;)

[Moontanman]

It's important to note that a reasonably intelligent sane person could, with a lot of planning and effort get by with murder. It's also important to note the the instant you decide that murder is the only reasonable to way to settle a personal dispute or problem with another person your sanity is in serious question and the probability of you making a mistake goes up astronomically. The result is usually someone who thinks they are too smart to be caught rotting in jail the rest of their lives!

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

your sanity is in serious question

Already there and I've yet to plot any murders:hihi:

 

love that cartoon

although, you could probably find some good ideas on Courage The Cowardly Dog

Both hilarious:hihi:

[Moontanman]

Killing another human being would bother me a lot, even if it was in self defense, murder would be unbearable to my psyche.

[pamela]

originally posted by moonshine

It's important to note that a reasonably intelligent sane person could, with a lot of planning and effort get by with murder.

sane???

hmmn criminally insane is more appropriate

 

It's also important to note the the instant you decide that murder is the only reasonable to way to settle a personal dispute or problem with another person your sanity is in serious question and the probability of you making a mistake goes up astronomically.

murder is never a good solution to settle disputes.

however, vigilante justice can sometimes be;)

The result is usually someone who thinks they are too smart to be caught rotting in jail the rest of their lives!

they should ROT, as they have left someone else decomposing

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

they should ROT, as they have left someone else decomposing

think of it as X-Treme Recycling:hihi:

[pamela]

originally posted by nonmooney

Killing another human being would bother me a lot, even if it was in self defense, murder would be unbearable to my psyche.

self defense would bother me as well, but if someone killed my sons, then i would have absolutely no problem ripping their faces off:eek:

but....i might feel some remorse at the actual taking of another person's life, somewhere down the road