pamela Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 posted by beyond disturbedthink of it as x-treme recycling haha!!! Quote
Moontanman Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 self defense would bother me as well, but if someone killed my sons, then i would have absolutely no problem ripping their faces off:eek:but....i might feel some remorse at the actual taking of another person's life, somewhere down the road I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it, screw with my kids and you better hope the popo gets you before I do :naughty: Quote
pamela Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 posted by moon the ripperI was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it, screw with my kids and you better hope the popo gets you before I do so, you are into face ripping? I have quite the detailed technique;)Of course this is an acquired ability, prior to children, i was only capable of busting kneecaps. Sicilian background, you know, it's genetic:D Quote
Moontanman Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 so, you are into face ripping? I have quite the detailed technique;)Of course this is an acquired ability, prior to children, i was only capable of busting kneecaps. Sicilian background, you know, it's genetic:D Well being of the born on a mountain raised in a cave type back round, guns figure heavily in any vengeance scenario I might come up with, depending on my access to the perpetrator, everything from reaching out and touching them from a distance with a 30.06 to up close and personal with a 12 gauge to even tying them to a wooden chair in a wash tub of kerosene with a fuse to the wash tub and giving them a pistol with one bullet in it. :naughty: Quote
pamela Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 aww come on, any one can use a gun. Takes a special quality to rip a face off:D Quote
InfiniteNow Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 Killing a person is hard. Guns are fine. Two in the chest, one in the head, return to home, and go to bed. Keep it short, and get it over with. It's not the type of thing you want to draw out, otherwise, you're no better than them. If you're into to drawing it out, then killing them is not your goal, and you should spend your rounds into their kneecaps. Quote
pamela Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 awww the kneecaps, might you be sicilian as well;) Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 Forget concrete shoes. Eventually the uncemented portion of the corpse will turn up...Think 55gal drum...kill vic...place vic in bag w/powdered lye...seal bag... fill drum 1/10 full of cement ...place bag w/vic in drum...fill rest of drum...let it harden...take a nice long boat ride w/drum...dump drum in deepest water available!!!tell no-one!!!Officer I was fishing, I always go fishing at night!!!I didn't even know he was missing!!!(make it a point to go night fishing alone for several mo's before this. Get a boat! Get a fishing liscence!!!!!) Dangit!!:naughty: fergot!!....perhaps I should stay away from murderous plots and intent.....but then again if I can't even keep track of a simple post:shrug:.....prolly beat the polly....it aint a lie if you cant remember it:hihi: Quote
Mymaster Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 Lol, Awesome 1. Kill 'em and sink them.2. Kill 'em and feed 'em to some'thing'.3. Kill 'em, cut 'em up and dispose of by burning or hiding.4. Get 'em stuck in a chimney.5. Have another kill 'em for ya, and act totally oblivious to what has happened. Any other good ideas? Quote
alexander Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 Here are a few things that are, while maybe not obvious, but things you should not do if you, for some reason, decide to kill someone, though personally, just having them arrested by the authorities on charges of something they didnt do but all the evidence is literaly in front of them, would be enough for me (child porn charges work pretty well) So things you should consider not doing when killing someone: If you are one of those sick people who like to videotape your killings, whatever you do, don't post it on youtube Don't send pictures of you and the dead body to the authorities Don't kill anyone in front of anyone else who you plan on leaving alive, they will tell Don't kill anyone in the middle of a city in early afternoon It's generally pretty bad to drop your wallet or documents at the crime scene When transporting the body, and you get stopped by police, it's a bad idea to say "You're not going to look in my trunk, are you?" It's a bad idea to wear custom-made and tailored shoes to the murder scene It's a bad idea to kill in an area, all entrances to which are fixated with surveillance cameras It's generally not good to kill anyone who turns out to be a federal agent, generally that means you were being listened in on If using a firearm, don't just stop taking showers and keep your gun on you for the next 2 months while the investigation tracks you down, they will find GSR It's generally a bad idea to be in an extremist cell and leave clues linking your cell to the murder Don't kill in the parking lot of the prison you just got out of Don't kill in a space you know you can't get out of, before someone will find you If you kill someone, can't stand the site and puke, it's a bad idea to not clean up after yourself Don't kill anyone in the "unknown and commonly terminal pulmonary illness" containment zone of a military hospital I dunno, can't think of any more at the moment... should keep you thinking for a while though Quote
alexander Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 It's generally a bad idea to kill someone that you have a history of attempting to kill with, especially if it's in your record Not a good idea to kill someone doing biologic weapon research, it's especially bad to do so in their lab in the middle of them transporting a test tube inside one of those glass boxes with rubber gloves It's a bad idea to kill someone by setting their office on fire... especially if they work in a high explosives warehouse, or in a fireworks factory It is a bad idea to snipe someone in the restaurant, if you invited them there, from your cell phone, and did not arrive yourself It's a bad idea to stash a dead body in your apartment or dorm closet, for a week or two, so you can dispose of it later... Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 It's generally a good idea to spend years convincing EVERYONE you come in contact with that you are completely flocked in da head;) (havin a moniker like D.d. and the rep to back it up for instance:hihi:) before killin anyone....therefore assurin an insanity defence and a nice stay in a confy padded room enjoyin mind alterin substances legally:) instead of a cold cell, anal rape, and a much less fun brief spell with a needle in yer arm. Quote
freeztar Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 What a macabre thread! :evil: "The only one to escape was number six. He went home, sat in a tub and slit his wrists." Quote
lemit Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 I think we're accumulating a body of information here that suggests that maybe killing somebody in itself might not a good idea. I've never watched "CSI." I don't like murder mystery novels. I have read dozens--at least--of books on forensics and seen countless documentaries on forensics. I don't think I ever thought how I could get away with the crimes described. I was always interested in how the people (apparently like "Hypography" members) could be caught or, even better, stopped before they did anything. Even studying organized crime, I found myself always rooting for the cops. It was a great day for me when John Gotti died in prison. I've known Mafiosi, and I've known their victims. The second or third time you get a breathless call from someone whose gambling debts have come due or whose undercover status has been discovered, as you hear them start to scream and then just hear the click of the phone, you start to feel that crime, no matter how well organized, is not glamorous. So, to those of you who don't think of all this as completely a joke, I hope somebody intervenes. Sorry for the somber nature of this. I'll try to do better next time. --lemit Quote
Racoon Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Posted April 30, 2009 No Body, No Case..Make sure they don't find the body. Thats how the Mafia do it right Lemit?? This thread is morbid, but an attempt at levity. I just thought it fascinating that a local murder here was easily solved when a persons cell phone was instrumental in tracking their whereabouts during a certain suspicious period of time.. ie they can Nav-Sat your cell phone and locate your whereabouts at all times if need be.. Thats why I said in the first post, DON'T keep your cell phone on you if you are up to Nefarious deeds. :eek::naughty: Quote
Haech Posted April 30, 2009 Report Posted April 30, 2009 Killing obviously is Dead Wrong! :eek: But it happens every bloody day. :naughty: So CSI Guy... If you're going to Kill somebody DON'T have your cell phone with you!! :doh: So many fool killers are getting their Alibi ripped 'cuz they forgot that the authorities will check cell phone activity and location! Anyone else have advice for getting away with murder???:) U G L Y you aint got no alibi. You ugly. Merely for fictional and ironic purposes, and not as a future confessional, if I were to kill someone, I would smack him with a frozen piece of bread. That way, revenge is definitely a dish served cold. Quote
lemit Posted April 30, 2009 Report Posted April 30, 2009 Jimmy Hoffa isn't the only person to have been "disappeared." In Sicily, it's known as "White Death." In the eighties, there were a couple hundred a year. If you think about the population of Sicily, it's a lot smaller than it used to be. Of course now a lot of the population of Sicily is in its prisons, happily for the rest of the population. A little primer on who you should be if you want to become a serial killer. You should be: WhiteMale30-35 years oldAbove average intelligenceAn underachieverWork with your handsIn a job that involves some independence (plumber, carpenter, electrician)Either divorced or in a disfunctional marriageAn abuser of children or animals as a childSomeone with at least minimal brain disfunction To profile a serial killer, start from that set of assumptions and adjust them as the evidence directs you. If there are any professionals out there, please correct my list. It was accumulated over the years from a motley assortment of sources, so I'm not sure of its efficacy. I did get pretty much everything right with the DC area killer a few years ago, after he killed a student at my nephew's junior high school. --lemit Quote
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