Masturbation

[Pyrotex]

True story. I started masturbating at 15, as luck would have it, just after I went to a polio rehab center for about 9 months of surgery and therapy. Possibly due to the boredom of being in a "hospital" and not actually being sick, my private hobby occurred rather often. Sheets on the bed were changed every Saturday. Usually, I was in a clinic or class and missed the changing of the sheets, but on this day, I was there and saw these women come in with arm loads of sheets.

One of the women sees me and doesn't look too happy about it. She frowns and growls at me and says, "You!"

She waggles her finger sternly in my face. "You better stop blowing your nose in the sheets or I'm gonna stop washing 'em!!"

 

Scared the daylights outa me. :phones:

[Drip Curl Magic]

"You better stop blowing your nose in the sheets or I'm gonna stop washing 'em!!"

 

:hyper: that could probably be a punch line to a joke, or something...

[Panjandrum]

and as far as Pandjandrums response. Chinese have been studying this stuff for thousands of years. It is Science, albeit a bit meta-physical

 

Hahaha, so you base your delusion on tradition and then tell me that makes it science? Hahahahahahahaha.

[Rebiu]

Seems everyone thinks it is okay. Where is all the hostility one experiences in the real world? Does anyone hide this activity from their spouse? How often is to much? What fantasies are appropriate? Is chi that stuff that shoots out?

[Pyrotex]

Seems everyone thinks it is okay. Where is all the hostility one experiences in the real world? Does anyone hide this activity from their spouse? How often is to much? What fantasies are appropriate? Is chi that stuff that shoots out?

Intellectually speaking, masturbation is not only okay, it's good for you. It is a self education in the early years, and an excellent stress reliever in the later years. It has no known bad side effects, when practiced 'reasonably' and not 'excessively'. It is not morally degrading, or mentally harmful.

 

Emotionally speaking, it is a whole nuther ball of wax. :phones: :evil:

 

By 'reasonably' I mean that it should not be performed in a manner that is inherently risky, like the so-called "choking game" that has killed several young teens in Houston recently. Nor with sharp instruments. Nor with any risk of fecal or biological contamination. Nor while standing up in a canoe -- you get the idea. By 'excessively', I mean to the point where (for men) erection has to be forced. Or where it interferes with daily life. That varies by individual. Personally, I would say that 4 or 6 times a day is not excessive for some, perhaps for others.

 

What do you mean by a fantasy being "appropriate"?

 

And, NO, that is NOT "chi"!!!!!! :eek:

[Queso]

haha,

the stuff that shoots out are a bunch of tiny Seamen.

[Queso]

whatever you fantasize about is appropriate, because they're your fantasies!

Some people will choke the chicken once a week, or even 17 times a day! Just find out what kind of rhythmic patterns work out best for you.

hahahaha this thread rules.

[Pyrotex]

whatever you fantasize about is appropriate...this thread rules.

About fantasies. Orby is right. It is not easy to be aroused by a fantasy that just doesn't do anything for you. Not all fantasies are rational, or even possible to do! Some fantasies will take you by the ...er... throat, and turn you every way but loose, when they first occur to you -- then after a few days/weeks/months, they leave you stone cold. :phones:

 

I find that many of my fantasies are memories of actual past events -- OR -- are based on actual events that didn't turn out too good, really, but in the fantasy version, they turn out spectacular.

 

And here's something else that I hesitate to mention.

Never mind, forget it.

Well, okay, I will.

When I was in grad school, I noticed that if I had been puffing weed, fantasies that weren't very believable, became so incredibly believable that it was almost like DOING IT. Anybody else have this experience? Turtle? :evil: Orby? :eek:

[InfiniteNow]

There are Jews in the world.

There are Buddhists.

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed, but

I've never been one of them.

 

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

 

You don't have to be a six-footer.

You don't have to have a great brain.

You don't have to have any clothes on. You're

A Catholic the moment Dad came,

 

Because

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

 

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

 

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care.

[Pyrotex]

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

Monty Python rocks!!! The Flying Circus rules!!! :hihi:

 

Thanks for finding those lyrics from "The Meaning of Life". Good job! :)

 

I have another question about our main subject.

Why is it that so many male masturbation fantasies include the ejaculation of preposterously astronomical amounts of semen???

[InfiniteNow]

Why is it that so many male masturbation fantasies include the ejaculation of preposterously astronomical amounts of semen???

Evolution my dear Watson. The more seed we sew, the greater frequency of our proginy. Whereas a woman can have one baby every nine months (maybe up to 8 given current fertilitity science), men can produce nine babies every few minutes...

[Rebiu]

Not all fantasies are rational, or even possible to do! Some fantasies will take you by the ...er... throat, and turn you every way but loose, when they first occur to you -- then after a few days/weeks/months, they leave you stone cold.

Well put. Do you think the combination of a fantasy and the release of orgasm is a kind of safety valve to alleviate urges that are not socially acceptable.

 

I find that many of my fantasies are memories of actual past events -- OR -- are based on actual events that didn't turn out too good, really, but in the fantasy version, they turn out spectacular.

Same here. What are the implications is these memories include underage participants from a time when you yourself were underage? Could that be pedophilia?

 

By the way I am sure we already know the opinions of Nurse Chapell and Aileen Wuornos so you do not need to both crash the thread with your baseless accusations and fake pity.

[InfiniteNow]

By the way I am sure we already know the opinions of Nurse Chapell and Aileen Wuornos so you do not need to both crash the thread with your baseless accusations and fake pity.

 

Yeah, they bug me, too. What, with all their well thought out and clearly articulated points, and always being right. I mean, gosh... Some people just need to learn to accept the ignorance of others and stop trying to walk them away from it.

 

As for your question:

 

Well put. Do you think the combination of a fantasy and the release of orgasm is a kind of safety valve to alleviate urges that are not socially acceptable.Same here. What are the implications is these memories include underage participants from a time when you yourself were underage? Could that be pedophilia?

 

If you are considering the under age participants of your fanstasy while masturbating, it's gray area. It's okay in some sense since, when you first found the other person an object of desire, you were both the same age. However, now that you are older, the fantasy should reside more within the way you felt at the time (when you were younger) as opposed to still fantasizing about the under age person themselves (which yes, would not be as appropriate). It is, however, a fantasy and is fine as long as it remains an imagined experience and doesn't venture into the realm of actuality.

[Rebiu]

If you are considering the under age participants of your fanstasy while masturbating, it's gray area. It's okay in some sense since, when you first found the other person an object of desire, you were both the same age. However, now that you are older, the fantasy should reside more within the way you felt at the time (when you were younger) as opposed to still fantasizing about the under age person themselves (which yes, would not be as appropriate). It is, however, a fantasy and is fine as long as it remains an imagined experience and doesn't venture into the realm of actuality.

Sound like word games you play to maintain your unrealistic notions. I am sure we all carefully censor our fantasies on the fly so we do not offend our victim oriented cultures sensibilities.

What about fantasies involving masachism, dominance, subservient partners, slaves, fear, aliens, or mutants? Do these fall in the "Gray area"?

[Rebiu]

Yeah, they bug me, too. What, with all their well thought out and clearly articulated points, and always being right. I mean, gosh... Some people just need to learn to accept the ignorance of others and stop trying to walk them away from it.

You clearly need a woman in your life. This sucking up is not what they want either.

[InfiniteNow]

Sound like word games you play to maintain your unrealistic notions. I am sure we all carefully censor our fantasies on the fly so we do not offend our victim oriented cultures sensibilities.

What about fantasies involving masachism, dominance, subservient partners, slaves, fear, aliens, or mutants? Do these fall in the "Gray area"?

 

Confrontational much? :friday:

 

 

If you feel so strongly about it all, I'm really quite surprised to find you have such a thin skin.

[Pyrotex]

Well put. Do you think the combination of a fantasy and the release of orgasm is a kind of safety valve to alleviate urges that are not socially acceptable.

Yes and no. Solo sex alleviates urges, ALL of which are not socially acceptable at some point in your life. When you are 15, I seriously doubt that ANY of your urges would have been okay with your parents or society. 0.o :eek_big: :)

At the age of 15 +/-, sexual urges are typically very strong. If there were no way for us to relieve ourselves, we would probably all have spent some time in the pokey.

What are the implications is these memories include underage participants from a time when you yourself were underage? ....

The syntax of that sentence makes it really hard to figure out what you intend to ask, but I can guess. And the answer is: this is a treacherous topic, which I do not care to discuss at length. What is generally regarded as the truth is that children who are molested will often "act out" when they become adults, and this acting out often reflects a similar fantasy life. However, having said that, if we look at the 90% of humans who are "normal" and well adjusted, I would say the answer to your question is probably 'no'.