Masturbation

[UncleAl]

Sex is like science - it may be productive but that is not why we do it.

[InfiniteNow]

:phones:

 

Euphemisms! Of course. Thank you. We just call them "climax" in these here parts. :note2:

[Buffy]

Boy, this thread never was on topic after the second post! Moved as requested!

 

Now go back to achieving your euphemisms...

 

OMG!

Buffy

[Pyrotex]

...why boys are clueless about women: The endless need to come up with euphemisms for normal activities due to culturally ingrained embarrasment or the need to put each other down...

{ahem!} That's right, guys!! Yeah. That was the point I was trying to get across when I asked the question in the first place! So, I hope you all learned a lesson from this. :phones:

 

Thanks for the assist, Buffy. I got it under control now.

 

:note2:

[Pyrotex]

...I dare start the female colloquialisms...

1. diddle . hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. ;)

2. rubbing the pink pearl...

These are from my wife, Gwen:

3. BYOB (Be Your Own Boyfriend)

4. Petting the Kitty

5. Finger Spelunking

6. Canoodling (not sure about this one)

7. Knuckle Humping

 

Evidently, women are NOT immune from the need to euphemize their most intimate private pleasures, as SOME person has suggested. Perhaps SHE was just very lucky to grow up Unitarian, or in some other sane environment. :cocktail:

[Buffy]

Evidently, women are NOT immune from the need to euphemize their most intimate private pleasures, as SOME person has suggested. Perhaps SHE was just very lucky to grow up Unitarian, or in some other sane environment. ;)

It was called Los Angeles in a family full of feminists who all liked to call a penis a penis. That prolly explains a lot huh? :cocktail: :cocktail: :phones:

 

Seriously boys, finding out yourself is half the fun! Now you have an excuse to ask her to show you how to do it!

 

Mystery is erotic,

Buffy

[Pyrotex]

...in a family full of feminists...Mystery is erotic

Amen. And I say again, amen.

 

I was right--you grew up in a sane environment. Would that we all were so blessed. Thanks.

[Boerseun]

Remember the triple-breasted whore from the planet Eroticon-6, whose erogenous zones were said to begin about four miles from her actual body?

[Pyrotex]

Remember the triple-breasted whore from the planet Eroticon-6, whose erogenous zones were said to begin about four miles from her actual body?

Ah, yes! Douglas Adams Rocks!

 

Edited in a vain and useless attempt to keep thread on topic. Oh, well...

[InfiniteNow]

Remember the triple-breasted whore from the planet Eroticon-6, whose erogenous zones were said to begin about four miles from her actual body?

Didn't she have a cameo in Total Recall too?

[Queso]

Didn't she have a cameo in Total Recall too?

mmmhmmm :evil: :hihi: :hihi:

[Celeste]

Some euphemisms you men use are too funny! :evil:

 

I haven't heard many for women, but my personal euphemism is,

"Petting the kitty." Meoowww :hihi:

[Queso]

damn Your avatar is pretty seductive,

I'm amazed you still got the gaze

for how long you've been around.

[Jay-qu]

personal favorite euphemism is "polishing the rocket" :)

[Celeste]

damn Your avatar is pretty seductive,

I'm amazed you still got the gaze

for how long you've been around.

 

LOL....um, errr,....what can I say about that orbsycli? I still feel 25 and I certainly don't intend on aging gracefully...I'm going to fight it every step of the way!

 

Just thought of something...perhaps its "petting the kitty" amongst other similar activities that keeps one's "seductive gaze" or should I say, keeps one looking and feeling young??? :)

[Queso]

I'm a voodoo chile,

lord I'm a voodoo chile-

[InfiniteNow]

I just love the BBC sometimes...

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A427204

 

Common euphemisms for female masturbation include frigging, fingering, diddling, jilling off, petting the kitty, flicking the bean, rolling the trackball, tickling the tulips, and unbuttoning the fur coat.