Boerseun Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 Techniques among women are similarly variable. Many women simply caress themselves or squeeze their thighs together. Others employ running water from a bath or shower, or utilize household items and/or vegetables.Don't watch too much TV - just now you might be 'utilized'!:evil: Quote
bpjg2fat Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 masturbation to boerseuns avatar. :evil: :hihi: :D :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :Waldo: :Waldo: :Waldo: Quote
Boerseun Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 masturbation to boerseuns avatar...Now I feel all dirty and used an' stuff... bpjg2fat 1 Quote
Celeste Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Using veggies?.....yuck, that's not a happy thought. :evil: Besides....store bought vegetables=pesticides...ladies, I hope your washing your veggies before um...indulging "with" them.... Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 8, 2006 Report Posted May 8, 2006 masturbation to boerseuns avatar. ...:Be nice now.That's Boerseun's current picture!He's really too young to know about masturbation, and we promised his mother we wouldn't tell him. PS, thanks to InfiniteNow for the great BBC link. Lots of good (clinical) information there. Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 8, 2006 Report Posted May 8, 2006 ladies, I hope your washing your veggies before um...indulging "with" them....A proper lady washes everything she intends to indulge with... whether it be vegetable, animal, mineral--or her husband. :confused: Quote
Celeste Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 A proper lady washes everything she intends to indulge with... whether it be vegetable, animal, mineral--or her husband. :confused: Before and After :doh: Quote
Boerseun Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Good thing I don't have the foggiest idea what you're on about...:evil: Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Good thing I don't have the foggiest idea what you're on about...:evil:There, there! It's okay. They're just talking about boring grown-up stuff, like paying taxes and gutting catfish. You just go to sleep now and have sweet dreams. I'll just tie your hands to the side of the bed so you can't accidently touch yourself, okay? Comfy? Nighty-night!!!! :doh: Racoon 1 Quote
Boerseun Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 WHAT?!?!?! Tie my hands down?!?! You into gay domination **** now?! Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 WHAT?!?!?!Tie my hands down?!?!You into gay domination **** now?!Boerseun!!! :doh: You're not supposed to have the foggiest notion, remember? :evil: I just don't want you to accidently learn what we're talking about, okay?Sweet dreams. But don't make them too sweet. Oh, never mind... here's your damned tube of KY Jelly! Go blind for all the hell I care!!!! Quote
Boerseun Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Haha! Saw a brilliant ad today! There's this Coke bottle, the proper curve-bottle shape, a 1 litre, and inside there's a Pepsi can! No dents or scratches! So you think to yourself what the hell's a Pepsi can doing inside a Coke bottle, right? And at the bottom of the page, very small and modest, is a tiny logo for KY Jelly! I thought it was hilarious!!! :evil: Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Pyro puts the Masterin Masturbation ... :)So?It just means I can put a worm on a fishhook better than anyone else! :) Quote
Shyam Bharath Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 There are a lot of myths about Masturbation. But not all of them are myths The most recent finding is that OVER-masturbation converts testerone to DHT (di-hydro testesterone).High levels of DHT overload the body causing baldness and possible prostate enlargement if blood circulation is poor in the prostate area. Reducing the frequency of masturbation or ejaculation will help maintain low levels of DHT and avoid hair loss. :hihi: Here is the complete articlehttp://www.herballove.com/article.asp?art=62http://www.4-men.org/malehairloss.html Also, we have ActionLove.com focusing on this area in particularhttp://www.actionlove.com/cases/case10836.htm Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 ...Reducing the frequency of masturbation or ejaculation will help ...avoid hair loss. ...I am very skeptical about that. If it were true then reducing the frequency of orgasms, whether masturbation or partner sex or anything, would avoid hair loss. Men who have lots of sex do not as a rule lose more of their hair. Celibates and monks do not as a general rule have more hair.I averaged masturbating 10 times a day from age 15 to 35. The rate has declined somewhat since then. I am nearly 60 years old with a full head of salt-n-pepper hair. Okay, it's mostly white now. Masturbation is self-regulating for normal men. If there are any chemical equilibriums being upset, then the desire for more generally goes down. EDIT: the links you gave are for folks selling something. By and large, herbal and "natural" remedies often attempt to promote the existence of non-existent "disorders" that they then claim they can cure. I wouldn't put much faith in their "scientific evidence". Quote
Boerseun Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 10 times? Tell me, Pyro - have you got a blow dryer? :hihi: Quote
Pyrotex Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 10 times? Tell me, Pyro - have you got a blow dryer? ;)Boerseun, you have NO idea how unsettling it is to discuss masturbation with someone who has THAT avatar staring out at me. I keep looking over my shoulder to see if the pedophile squad is watching. And it makes me feel very... yucky. Here little boy, want some candy? Wanna see my blowdryer? No, I did not have a blow dryer, sap. :D I was young, I was terribly alone, I was obsessed with sex, I had too many hormones and too much solitude. Once I started seriously dating (at 35) the rate dropped rather rapidly. So tell me, little boy, how many times a day do YOU do it? :hihi: Quote
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