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i dont know what to call these....

 

well,

 

if i say im lying, am i telling the truth?

if my plan is having no plan, do i have a plan?

if this guy is the most un-special guy in the world, is he special?

if god is able to do anything, can he make a thing that he can never destroy it?

 

thats all i can think of at this point, maybe somebody can continue with it and come up with some fun and cool contradicting questions or facts?

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If you watch superman movies, he will stand, chest sticking out, while someone empties a pistol at him. Then why does he duck when the guy throws the gun at him?

 

Post Offices in the US have a sign, "No Dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs". Who is that sign for? The seeing eye dog?

 

They're called conundrums.

 

Gallagher is big on these I believe.

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Originally posted by: Freethinker

Post Offices in the US have a sign, "No Dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs". Who is that sign for? The seeing eye dog?

 

There's a hospital up in the mountains in Norway that has a big sign that says (in extremely large letters) "BLIND HOSPITAL". Now why the big letters? Who cares if the hospital is blind?

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My eldest, we'll call her "Wayne" loves

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

I got a three page e-mail of these just a few weeks ago. Some of them had me rolling on the floor.... some of them were just pathetic.

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How about "RE-elect Bush/ Chaney '04"

is funny...

 

Or "Compassionate Conservative"

is NOT...

 

Gallagher is big on these I believe.

Steven Wright is hilarious with these. Of course, I guess I could just leave it at 'Steven Wright is hilarious', huh?

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Originally posted by: IrishEyes

is funny...

Or "Compassionate Conservative"

 

is NOT...

Nor have the results been!

Steven Wright is hilarious with these. Of course, I guess I could just leave it at 'Steven Wright is hilarious', huh?

I would put him more on a one liner than conundrum. His stuff is perhaps less about contradictions than unusual observations about real things or literal meanings. Yes he is very funny and insightful.

 

George Carlin does similar stuff.

 

But other than smashing things, that is what Gallagher's show is all about.

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But other than smashing things, that is what Gallagher's show is all about.

 

Ok, I guess I've never gotten past the watermelon before I change the channel. Gallagher is on par with TomatoHead in my mind. If you think he's ok, maybe I should give him a look.

 

Carlin is a gem, and has been a fave for quite a while. Of course, nobody can touch Dennis... of course, that's only MY opinion...

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Originally posted by: IrishEyes

Ok, I guess I've never gotten past the watermelon before I change the channel. Gallagher is on par with TomatoHead in my mind. If you think he's ok, maybe I should give him a look.

You misconstrue. I didn;t say I am promoting him, just explaining him.

Carlin is a gem, and has been a fave for quite a while. Of course, nobody can touch Dennis... of course, that's only MY opinion...

Sorry, I gotta go with the hippy dippy weatherman!

 

And his routine on Merchandizing, including the ultimate merchandizer, Christianity! :-)

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