hallenrm Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him. An Indian proverb. Quote
infamous Posted September 12, 2006 Author Report Posted September 12, 2006 The fool loiters in a dangerous place just for the thrill.........................Infy Quote
Pyrotex Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 "Love is the greatest, most sacred and precious thing that money can buy."Steve Martin Quote
Boerseun Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."- Steve Martin Quote
infamous Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Posted September 18, 2006 Sweet loneliness...................the irony of that expression. Mankind in his self awareness, unaware of his absolute solitude. We shout because nobody hears, we cry because our pain cannot be shared, we fear because trust is gone. I am and alone I'll be, until I am no more...........................Infy Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 18, 2006 Report Posted September 18, 2006 What you actively seek, you repulse. What you resist, you draw towards you (In the case of the former, think of fame, fortune, girls and in the latter, death: Have you ever heard a victim in a slasher movie scream out 'Yes!'? It's always 'No!', unless it's a comedy and the villain runs away as quickly as if he was being pursued by an ugly woman). Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 18, 2006 Report Posted September 18, 2006 "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."- Steve Martin I'm a generous person - I've got two wives - isn't that bigamy? Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 18, 2006 Report Posted September 18, 2006 Overt criticism of others is covert praise for oneself (I'm good - you're bad, by implication). Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 18, 2006 Report Posted September 18, 2006 The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Liked the quote as I'm always getting hammered, rather than plastered! However you may find it difficult to pin me down on this subject if you mention it again as I'm a bit of a chiseller, so let's knock it on the head now. Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 18, 2006 Report Posted September 18, 2006 What we consider good, we eat - what we consider bad, eats us (The basis of all morality and behind every political shenanigans you care to mention). Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 19, 2006 Report Posted September 19, 2006 Life is voluntary - death is obligatory ('Nobody gets out of here alive' Jim Morrison but that's how they come in and stay in). Quote
infamous Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Posted September 25, 2006 Politicians are a lot like diapers, they get changed frequently and for the same reason.............Robin Wiliams Quote
Turtle Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 If it looks like poop and it smells like poop, then you don't need to taste it to conclude it is poop. :) Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Stealing is the sincerest form of flattery (In art circles they call it 'borrowing' or following a particular school - the law calls it plagiarism). Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 The stupid complicate things to appear clever - the intelligent simplify things to 'be' clever Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Life's a joke and death is the punchline Quote
paigetheoracle Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 The geeks shall inherit the Earth (an old Biblical saying that has often been misinterpreted). Likewise - Beware of Geeks bearing Gifs (I don't want to look at your dirty image banks!) (Perhaps this post would have been better in the quality jokes section but what the hell...) Quote
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