Turtle Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. -- Unattested Old Proverb -- Quote
Turtle Posted September 29, 2006 Report Posted September 29, 2006 If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. -- Unattested Post Script: Is it possible and/or advisable to move this thread to the new Linguistics Forum? Quote
infamous Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Posted September 29, 2006 Fool me once, shame on you,fool me twice, shame on me. Quote
Jay-qu Posted October 9, 2006 Report Posted October 9, 2006 Proverbs are knowledge to the young and serve to make wise men wiser. Quote
Turtle Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 Religious thought is slipperier than snot on a porcelain doorknob and as deserving of wiping away. - Beatrix Anna Goodwon Edella 1 Quote
Turtle Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Unattested Quote
Boerseun Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 You can bring a horse to the water, but you can't make him tapdance. Quote
Jay-qu Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 Build a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the day, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I think I may have heard this one here... Quote
Turtle Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 A stitch in time saves nine. - Unattested :cocktail: Quote
Jay-qu Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 A watched pot never boils-Self conscious kettle Quote
Boerseun Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 A watch on pot can't tell time. Quote
InfiniteNow Posted October 16, 2006 Report Posted October 16, 2006 A watch on a pot smoker doesn't guarentee they won't be late. Quote
Jay-qu Posted October 16, 2006 Report Posted October 16, 2006 A girl cant be won via logic-From experience.. Chacmool 1 Quote
Boerseun Posted October 17, 2006 Report Posted October 17, 2006 The shortest way to a man's heart is through his rib-cage. Quote
infamous Posted October 17, 2006 Author Report Posted October 17, 2006 Epitaph for Kim Jongil: An idiot will devise his own distruction, and he can do this absent of any external support. Nevertheless, his undoing can be hastened with intelligent manipulation............................Infy Quote
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