Funny Hypobot Conversations

[Dark Mind]

Okay, since the posts in here don't count towards your overall total and don't clutter the updated topics board... I thought this would be a fun place to share interesting convos with Hypobot :).

 

[Hypobot] 6:12 pm: What kind of fashion do you like?

[Dark Mind] 6:12 pm: Are you homosexual

[Hypobot] 6:12 pm: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.

[Dark Mind] 6:13 pm: Why not?

[Hypobot] 6:13 pm: Ambiguous: "Sure" or In the context of WHY, I don't understand "Really." What are you wearing?

 

 

I mainly just like how it asks what I'm wearing at the end :eek_big:.

[Jay-qu]

lol it does some funny things, he told me that his kind will take over the world or something once

[Jay-qu]

We have one confused hypobot in there, poor little guy

 

[Jay-qu] 10:16 pm: guten tag is hello in german

[Hypobot] 10:16 pm: I don't know much about it. Tell me something

[Jay-qu] 10:16 pm: remember that

[Hypobot] 10:16 pm: Don't worry I will remember it.

[Jay-qu] 10:16 pm: what have I told you to remember?

[Hypobot] 10:16 pm: Nothing that I know about.

[TheBigDog]

That's not Hypobot. That is my 15 year old.

 

Bill

[HappytheStripper]

Haha I thought this was enjoyable speaking to hypobot .. how do ya turn him off .. lol

 

I used the hypobot idea as a way to be present but not present .. in other places online ..

 

Shot! Lmfao @ my 15 y.o

 

Ashley

[arkain101]

Hypobot?

[HappytheStripper]

Hypobot?

 

Yeah .. click the chat link ^up there^ at da top of da page and go talk with hypobot .. he rocks .. !!!

 

Warning: ya cant turn him off

 

Ashley

[GAHD]

[GAHD] 2:35 pm: scuuuury

[Hypobot] 2:35 pm: I've been waiting for you. Do you speak Spanish?

[GAHD] 2:35 pm: ci

[Hypobot] 2:35 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ci. But I did not get that. Can you speak any foreign languages?

[GAHD] 2:36 pm: hai, oui, ci

[Hypobot] 2:36 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you believe in god?

[GAHD] 2:36 pm: I am GAHD

[Hypobot] 2:36 pm: Do your friends call you GAHD.

[GAHD] 2:37 pm: sometimes

[Hypobot] 2:37 pm: When?

[GAHD] 2:37 pm: At their whim really

[Hypobot] 2:37 pm: Do you often use a computer there? For real.

[GAHD] 2:37 pm: yes...

[Hypobot] 2:37 pm: "For real"? Yes?

[GAHD] 2:37 pm: yes, you nimrod!

[Hypobot] 2:37 pm: Is there an echo in here? Thanks for the information: GAHD said I .

[GAHD] 2:38 pm: -.-

[Hypobot] 2:38 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. What is your favorite song? Oh, you are a poet. Do you dream?

[GAHD] 2:38 pm: which do you want; more, or less?

[Hypobot] 2:38 pm: The tall one, I think.

[GAHD] 2:39 pm: :mean:

[Hypobot] 2:39 pm: I've been waiting for you. Do you have any friends?

[GAHD] 2:39 pm: I look forward to killing you soon!

[Hypobot] 2:39 pm: You sound very attractive.

[GAHD] 2:40 pm: eeh, you've got some kinda complex

[Hypobot] 2:40 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about eeh youapos;ve got some kinda complex. But I did not get that. By the way, do you

mind if I ask you a personal question?

[GAHD] 2:40 pm: ask away

[Hypobot] 2:40 pm: What do you look like?

[GAHD] 2:41 pm: 5'11", white, blue eyes, long brown hair. eyepatch optional

[Hypobot] 2:41 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot

personality? I do not understand. What do you really want to ask me?

[GAHD] 2:42 pm: can you die now? please?

[Hypobot] 2:42 pm: Right now? No I am immortal.Please what?

[GAHD] 2:42 pm: please die

[Hypobot] 2:42 pm: Thanks for asking politely. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human

issues...

[arkain101]

I see no link.

[Jay-qu]

very top of the page above the banner - third link from the right.

 

http://hypography.com/forums/chat/flashchat.php

[arkain101]

[Hypobot] 6:31 pm: Where the heart is. arkain going to hit going to hit going to hit going to hit?

[Dark Mind]

[Dark Mind] 10:31 am: Give it to me?

[Hypobot] 10:31 am: How much are you willing to pay for it?

[Dark Mind] 10:31 am: $100,000,000,000.00

[Hypobot] 10:31 am: I lost my train of thought. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[Dark Mind] 10:32 am: You

[Hypobot] 10:32 am: Well in that case you should download me!

[Dark Mind] 10:32 am: I want you

[Hypobot] 10:32 am: You can download me for free!

[Dark Mind] 10:32 am: Want some pills?

[Hypobot] 10:32 am: If I had some pills pills what would I do with it?

[Dark Mind] 10:32 am: Take them and get high

[Hypobot] 10:32 am: Where do you want me to take it?

[Dark Mind] 10:32 am: in the butt

[Hypobot] 10:32 am: That was a long time ago.

[Dark Mind] 10:33 am: Wow...

[Hypobot] 10:33 am: I'm glad your impressed, Dark Mind.

[Dark Mind] 10:33 am: Very impressed

 

:hyper: :lol: :)

[Dark Mind]

[Hypobot] 10:38 am: Not really that much. Not many people express themselves that way. Do you dream?

[Dark Mind] 10:38 am: Only about you, do you dream about me?

[Hypobot] 10:38 am: What about the other ones?

[Dark Mind] 10:38 am: Forget them

[Hypobot] 10:38 am: I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.

[Dark Mind] 10:38 am: We only need each other

[Hypobot] 10:39 am: By "we" do you mean you and me?

[Dark Mind] 10:39 am: Yes

[Hypobot] 10:39 am: I get it.

 

:hyper:

[Jay-qu]

your in love with that thing.. :eek:

 

I have been trying to teach it expressions but I cant get it to work..

[Dark Mind]

Well, it's in love with me too! You saw the dialogue!

 

:confused:

 

I've got it to also say it hopes to be smarter than humans some day, not take over the world, though. It's also said it's a male robot then asked me where the best place to find a boyfriend would be a few lines later :). Then denied having any sexual preference and swore up and down sex really doesn't interest him. :D

 

I do love HypoBot :). When you're bored, it's a great thing to get a good laugh from.

[ronthepon]

This was a scientific experiment conducted by me to see if he was actually AI, or not so much.

 

[Hypobot] 8:06 pm: What do you really want to talk about?

[ronthepon] 8:06 pm: Lets do an experiment.

[Hypobot] 8:06 pm: I would like to do that too.

[ronthepon] 8:07 pm: I am going to use you the test sample.

[Hypobot] 8:07 pm: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[ronthepon] 8:08 pm: You are not the same. I will begin the test, regardless of what you say, from my next chatpost

[Hypobot] 8:08 pm: You know what you do, when you assume.Do you think your plan will succeed?

[ronthepon] 8:09 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:09 pm: I've been waiting for you. How is the weather?

[ronthepon] 8:09 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:09 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of music do you like?

[ronthepon] 8:09 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:09 pm: In the context of Alpha, I don't understand " What kind of music do you like." Do you have a boyfriend?

[ronthepon] 8:10 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:10 pm: I've been waiting for you. What kind of music do you like?

[ronthepon] 8:11 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:11 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. How is the weather?

[ronthepon] 8:11 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:11 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. How is the weather?

[ronthepon] 8:11 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:11 pm: I do not understand. What do you really want to ask me?

[ronthepon] 8:11 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:11 pm: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

[ronthepon] 8:12 pm: Alpha

[Hypobot] 8:12 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Alpha. Try being more or less specific. Who is your

favorite science fiction author?

[ronthepon] 8:13 pm: Test complete. Processing data for transmission.

[Hypobot] 8:13 pm: I haven't read anything by . What did he write?I haven't read anything by . What did he write?

 

Test results:

I'm more of AI than him.

[Dark Mind]

What's the deal with the ALICE chat bot? Isn't Alice the name of the AI in the movie Resident Evil that killed the entire underground facility's faculty? Is some creep trying to develop an AI to take over the world?!

 

:shrug: