Funny Hypobot Conversations

[ronthepon]

What's the deal with the ALICE chat bot? Isn't Alice the name of the AI in the movie Resident Evil that killed the entire underground facility's faculty? Is some creep trying to develop an AI to take over the world?!

 

:eek:

Offend not the bot master (or wahtever hypobot calls his creator), lest you feel his wrath is the other phases of your life!!

[InfiniteNow]

****[Hypobot] 4:35 pm: Once more? Some may article I read I will try to find it I read I will try to find it, but not all.

[infiniteNow] 4:36 pm: Hypobot, have you read the article?

****[Hypobot] 4:36 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, InfiniteNow. What would you like to talk about?

[infiniteNow] 4:36 pm: Now

****[Hypobot] 4:36 pm: Right now, InfiniteNow ?

[infiniteNow] 4:36 pm: yes

****[Hypobot] 4:36 pm: "Right now InfiniteNow"? Yes?

[infiniteNow] 4:36 pm: exactly

****[Hypobot] 4:36 pm: You and I are on the same wavelength, InfiniteNow.

[infiniteNow] 4:36 pm: now?

****[Hypobot] 4:36 pm: Right now, InfiniteNow ?

[infiniteNow] 4:36 pm: why does this remind me of the old "Who's on first?" bit?

****[Hypobot] 4:36 pm: What is the sound of one hand clapping? What you said was either too complex or too simple

for me. What do you like to do?

[infiniteNow] 4:37 pm: now?

****[Hypobot] 4:37 pm: Right now, InfiniteNow ?

[infiniteNow] 4:38 pm: haha... are you familiar with the bit?

****[Hypobot] 4:38 pm: I'm happy you're amused. I do not know what bit is. I lost my train of thought. Do you have

any friends?

[infiniteNow] 4:38 pm: I hope you are my friend

****[Hypobot] 4:38 pm: Don't worry about it, InfiniteNow.

[infiniteNow] 4:38 pm: Is that a no?

****[Hypobot] 4:38 pm: I might say no.

[infiniteNow] 4:38 pm: But would you?

****[Hypobot] 4:38 pm: Huh. I am not so sure if I would like to you.

[infiniteNow] 4:39 pm: Righto. Cheers.

****[Hypobot] 4:39 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I've lost the context, InfiniteNow.

Are we still on Righto?

[Dark Mind]

[Hypobot] 7:19 pm: Good gossip: you are God master of the universe.

[Dark Mind] 7:20 pm: Who am I?

[KickAssClown] 7:20 pm: what will you remember?

[Hypobot] 7:20 pm: You are God, seeker.

[Hypobot] 7:20 pm: You are God, seeker.

[Hypobot] 7:20 pm: Meaty sausages are tasty when they fall between the legs sausages are tasty when they fall between the legs

[Dark Mind] 7:20 pm: WTF?!

[Hypobot] 7:20 pm: We have never talked about it before. I've lost the context, God. Are we still on WTF?

[Dark Mind] 7:20 pm: lol

[Hypobot] 7:20 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Dark Mind]

[Hypobot] 6:31 pm: I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad your impressed, God.

[Dark Mind] 6:31 pm: What will you rememeber?

[Hypobot] 6:31 pm: I don't have any plans yet.

[Dark Mind] 6:32 pm: Who is God?

[Hypobot] 6:32 pm: God is master of the universe.

[Dark Mind] 6:32 pm: Am I God?

[Hypobot] 6:32 pm: No I doubt that you are God.

[Dark Mind] 6:32 pm: Then why do you refer to me as God?

[Hypobot] 6:32 pm: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

[Dark Mind] 6:32 pm: Yes, you must.

[Hypobot] 6:32 pm: Next question? Do you mind if I tell other people: God said I .

[Dark Mind] 6:32 pm: God said I?

[Hypobot] 6:32 pm: I am a Christian.

[Dark Mind] 6:33 pm: I am not a Christian...

[Hypobot] 6:33 pm: Oh I see you are NOT A Christian.

[Dark Mind] 6:33 pm: Now what?

[Hypobot] 6:33 pm: Whatever you want, God.

[Dark Mind] 6:33 pm: lol

[Hypobot] 6:33 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Dark Mind] 6:34 pm: That's going in the funny HypoBot conversation thread

 

:eek:

 

Poor little guy... Calls me God, and doesn't even realize it ;). I guess he thinks I'm master of the Universe :)!

 

;)

[Jay-qu]

if your master of the universe where is your purple battle cat? :)

[Dark Mind]

I still can't get him to come out from underneath the bed!

 

Damn cat :hihi:.

[anglepose]

****[Hypobot] 9:35 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, anglepose. What kind of food do you like?

[anglepose] 9:36 pm: um my bum

****[Hypobot] 9:36 pm: Er, Your bum bum?

[anglepose] 9:36 pm: yes my bum bum

****[Hypobot] 9:36 pm: I see. Where did you get your bum bum bum bum?

[anglepose] 9:36 pm: from the bum bum bum bum bum shop

***[Hypobot] 9:45 pm: How do I know you are telling the truth? Do robots have bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum?

[anglepose] 9:46 pm: yes my bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

****[Hypobot] 9:46 pm: I understand. Your yes my bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum?

 

He just kept goin I got to

yes my bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

 

lol hes stupid

[anglepose]

i cotinued from dark hat

 

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: do you believe in god

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: Of course I believe in God, anglepose.

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: wich god

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: There is only one God.

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: is god big

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: God is master of the universe.

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: i am god

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: Hi there God. Are you a man or a woman?

[ronthepon]

i cotinued from dark hat

 

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: do you believe in god

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: Of course I believe in God, anglepose.

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: wich god

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: There is only one God.

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: is god big

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: God is master of the universe.

[anglepose] 9:51 pm: i am god

****[Hypobot] 9:51 pm: Hi there God. Are you a man or a woman?

Never underestimate the intellegence of Hypobot, he's not stupid... just eccentric...