Stupid questions...

[InfiniteNow]

InfiniteNow, you weren't trying to use that old "Didn't I meet you in a wonderful wet dream?" line again, were you?

How'd you know? Actually, just to clarify, that was one of the most arid dreams I'd ever had! :doh:

 

 

Stupid questions:

 

What exactly is "business casual?" :hihi:

[anglepose]

doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains...

[anglepose]

well pull yourself together:lol:

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

I think a tiny needle-jab is the last thing these guys are worried about.

 

I think I'd prefer the bullet!

lord knows what suffering the individual injected goes through!

I'm told it's painless but how do they know? have they tried it? (yeah, I know!)

[Boerseun]

Why don't you get:

 

1) Mouse-flavoured catfood, or

2) Cat-flavoured dogfood?

 

- and, seeing as you do in fact get 'steak-flavoured' dogfood, who tested it? Can anybody vouch for the flavour? And do you get a refund if your dog's food does not taste like steak, but like crunchy smelly cardboard?

 

Have anybody received any complaints from their pets about the food tasting like crap?

 

Do dogs and cats actually care?

 

Do you care?

 

Have you ever bought dogfood for the flavour?

[Spiked Blood]

Does god ever wear plaid?

[Jay-qu]

I find it odd that there is beef flavoured cat food, kinda screwing with the food chain dont you think :circle: it wouldnt be easy for a pack of cats to take down a cow :confused:

[Turtle]

no keep thinking - your plural makes up one bum, what is then multiple bums

 

glutei :confused:

[Boerseun]

glutei :)

...that'll be gluteii, with two i's! :cup:

[Boerseun]

I find it odd that there is beef flavoured cat food, kinda screwing with the food chain dont you think :) it wouldnt be easy for a pack of cats to take down a cow :cup:

...or tuna-flavour, for that matter! When last have you seen a scuba pussy?

[moo]

...or tuna-flavour, for that matter! When last have you seen a scuba pussy?

Is that a loaded question? Sounds a bit fishy... :doh:

 

moo

[Pyrotex]

...When last have you seen a scuba pussy?

Well, I had this really kinky girlfriend once who...

 

ahh...

 

nevermind.

[moo]

Why does sour cream have an expiration date... :hyper:

 

moo

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

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[Tormod]

Why does sour cream have an expiration date... :cup:

 

moo

 

On the same tangent...why does bottled water have an expiration date?

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

Now there's a question for the ages!

 

another is "why did you.....(insert what your kid did here)?"

you always get the same answer...."I don't know"...so why ask?...which is interestingly enough another stupid question.....It's a vishus cycle!...make a note! kill a cycle!

[Pyrotex]

On the same tangent...why does bottled water have an expiration date?

Jeez!!! Do I have to tell you ALL the answers???

 

Bottled water consists entirely of atoms, dufus!! And atoms have protons in their nuclei!! And the proton has a half-life of 10^88 years!!

 

Don't you EVER read the fine print on the labels????? B)