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Does any1 know anything about oceanography? I didnt even sign up for the course!

It could always play out like this...

Diane: What's going on over here?

Woman at beach: There is a beached whale, she's dying.

Voice: Is anyone here a marine biologist?

 

(At the beach everyone is yelling at George)

 

Crowd: Come on! Save the whale! Hurry up it's gonna die!

Diane: Save the whale George... for me.

 

(He turns and throws his hat down. He walks into the ocean)

 

(At the coffee shop Jerry and Kramer are awaiting the story)

 

George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist! The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

 

Jerry: Mammal.

 

George: Whatever.

Take the course! It might pay off some day.

 

Bill

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take it if your interested, thats always been my methodology. If your interested in it then it is easier to do the work :rose:

 

This semester I am taking the same subjects as last one: Maths, Physics, Astronomy and IT (I skipped to 2nd yr maths :eek2: )

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so far my physics class is incredible! we spent most of the class discussing E=mc^2 and how energy and mass are related. Then we began a video from Cal Tech, on amazing mathematicians such as Sir Isaac Newton, Galileo, and many others! Pre-cal would be interesting if the teacher was not such a drag!:hihi:

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