Governmentium, some info!

[Tarantism]

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the

heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been

tentatively named "Governmentium".:eek2:

 

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,

and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

 

Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be

detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days

to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant

neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since

each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming

isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists

to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

certain quantity in concentrations. This hypothetical quantity is

referred to as: "Critical Morass."

 

you will know what i mean when you realize...

 

;)

[Mercedes Benzene]

I'm definitely not saying that I don't believe you, but I would at least like a source.

This description seems rather remarkable.

 

I guess I'll have to google it.

[Mercedes Benzene]

Well, I've googled it.

Were you high when you posted this? Or was it just a joke?

My above post is sarcastic by the way. lol

 

I didn't really read this post. I just skimmed it.

Now that I've actually read it, it is incredibly hilarious!

LMFAO. :hihi:

This is one of the most creative blows to the government that I've seen.

You should post this in the "The US Government is Disgusting" thread.

 

Props to you!

[Tarantism]

its actually a joke about the US government. :hihi:

[Mercedes Benzene]

its actually a joke about the US government.

 

Hense my above post.... lol.

I just beat you to it I guess.

[Tarantism]

okay i will. haha! glad you got it!

[Mercedes Benzene]

okay i will. haha! glad you got it!

 

Of course i got it. lol.

Not only were the made-up terms used dripping with governmental mockery, but the (fake) processes described are completely contradictory to chemistry....

 

and... well... Chemistry is my thing. :hihi:

[ForensicsGuy]

There is a new element called Administratium. It has the power to slow down all government functions. Similar to Governmentium, but far more dangerous.

[Mercedes Benzene]

There is a new element called Administratium. It has the power to slow down all government functions. Similar to Governmentium, but far more dangerous.

 

More powerful and dangerous than governmentium!?!? Surely such an element could not exist!

[myspip90]

HAHA, I love this post... Gonna show it to my friends :lol:

We don't like Bush that much, dunno why, but we do just like "all" other Europeans do...