Hypography Confessional

[InfiniteNow]

Yes

What do you want to know?

Would you consider changing your username to Hypography Spider?

 

 

 

EDIT Feb22,2007: I don't think I ever answered this. Basically, there are these things called "search spiders." You, MA, have an amazing ability to search the net and find little gems, then post them here on Hypography. So, instead of being a "Yahoo Slurp Spider," an "MSNBot Spider," or a "Google spider," you're a "Hypography Spider." :) ...sort of. :)

[Michaelangelica]

Would you consider changing your username to Hypography Spider?

For what reason?

[learnin to learn]

Hypography spider? I dont get it.

[cwes99_03]

You're not alone.

[learnin to learn]

OK! here is my biggest confession... I am what you call self-destructive. In the since that everything I am good at I quit. Prime example. When I began playing the violin, many many years ago, My teacher said I could be one of the best, well after 3months of playing the violin he sent me to a competition. Well I won a gold medal... 2 weeks later I quit playing. It was not until this summer that I once again picked up the violin (7 years later.) the same thing goes for everything in my life. piano, school everything... I am capable of doing great things (with practice), but it is as though I want to be a bum the rest of my life.

[Mercedes Benzene]

I sing along to Enya's song "The River Sings", even though it is a made up language...

[Boerseun]

I have to 'fess up. I'm a time traveller. I'm from the past. I can unfortunately only travel into the future, because of causality issues and all. And I travel into the future at the speed of 3,600 seconds per hour.

 

True story.

 

I just felt like I had to tell someone. Timetravellin' is a lonely business, lemme tell you.

[Mercedes Benzene]

I have to 'fess up. I'm a time traveller. I'm from the past. I can unfortunately only travel into the future, because of causality issues and all. And I travel into the future at the speed of 3,600 seconds per hour.

 

::gasp:: And I was afraid I was the only one that could do that!!!:D

 

:confused:

[Boerseun]

Got another confession to make.

 

I saw ET - The Extraterrestrial last night.

 

Is that a big thing to confess? Nah... not really.

 

Here's the confession (Part 1):

 

It was the very first time in my life I saw it. I was a little kid of five or six when it came out in '82, and one way or another something always happened when we planned to go see it. So, I simply never saw it, and had to hear from my friends how cool ET was. Later on, I considered getting it on VHS, and true as sh*t that would be the night our VHS decides to conk out. For some reason or another, I just never got around to see it. So, last night I got it from my neighbour. He's got an extensive DVD collection, and when I saw it, I just decided: Tonight's the night. So I borrowed ET, popped it in the tray and watched the 20th Anniversary Special Edition.

 

And here's The Confession (Part 2):

It sucked ***!!!. Sorry for all you ET fans out there, but I can't understand what the fuss was all about. Granted, the animatronics was amazing, etc., but I have simply never in my life seen such gratuitous bawling as in ET. I forced myself to sit through it. So, No I've seen it, and with the help of God and my remote control, I'll never have to suffer through it again.

[Tormod]

And here's The Confession (Part 2):

It sucked ***!!!.

 

Heresy!

[Michaelangelica]

 

And here's The Confession (Part 2):

It sucked ***!!!. Sorry for all you ET fans out there, .

:)

So you have just admitted to having no taste in movies whatsoever.

What about the cool plant-healing finger?:cool:

How about "Phone home"?:D:)

The great escape from the nasty CIA guys who want to cut ET up and then just as they were about to get caught Wham- The Flying Bike. :angel: Brethtaking stuff !!:eek2:

Mabe it is a little dated but still better than Aliens 123 "Lets split up go down this dark hallway and get eaten by the alien":alien:

Spielburg continues to be robbed by the Academy:gift:

[Tormod]

...still better than Aliens 123 "Lets split up go down this dark hallway and get eaten by the alien"...

 

Heresy!!!! :)

[learnin to learn]

And here's The Confession (Part 2):

 

It sucked ***!!!. .

But it is a classic!!!!

the same with aliens 1 and 2 but I didnt much care for the last 1!

[Boerseun]

In fear of turning myself into a complete heretic, I would like to ask:

 

:) - Why, exactly, is ET considered a "classic"?

;) - What elements in that movie can be taken to be "classic"?

:hihi: - What makes ET stand out from a regular sentimental bawl-fest from the same period?

:hihi: - Why, when little girls scream, it sends a chain-saw up our collective spines, but when little Drew Barrymore repeatedly screams her head off at 20,000Hz, 200dB, it is considered "cute"?

:D - Why do we get exterminators when we have all kinds of bugs in our houses, but when a three-foot wrinkled turd with eyeballs cruise around our house breaking things, we don't?

:confused: - Don't we say "ET is a classic, the most coolest and most bestest movie of all times" because everybody else says so?

:confused: - Isn't ET's coolness simply a meme?

 

I... don't get it.

I apologise.

I'm ready to be crucified, now.

[Tormod]

Start a new thread you dimwit, instead of hijacking the confessional!!! :)

 

ET was the movie that showed the world why BMX bikes rulez.

[learnin to learn]

Start a new thread you dimwit, instead of hijacking the confessional!!! :cup:

 

ET was the movie that showed the world why BMX bikes rulez.

 

:phones: :cup: and it convinced young dimwits like myself that if we tried hard enough we could make those bikes fly!;) to bad I didnt realize that what goes up must come down! And I did not understand that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Well I sure did learn! dimwits+flying bikes= broken bones:)

[InfiniteNow]

Well I sure did learn! dimwits+flying bikes= broken bones:)

I must have been in second grade, stayed the night at a friend's house. He had a cool second story balcony that wrapped around the house. I found out the hard way that plastic grocery bags do not make good parachutes, nor is one story enough time for the wind resistance to slow one down.

 

Tuck and roll... tuck and roll. :naughty: