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Cool. All the female crew will get lower-back just-above-the-g-string hypography tramp-stamps!

 

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Come on, Tyropex. You can do it. Pull a few strings...

 

What are you suggesting Soybean? :)

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What are you suggesting Soybean? :)

Heck. And I thought you worked in the Space Industry, Domrot!

 

The quickest way to get anything done is to have the crew insist on it!

And the quickest way to get the crew on your side, is to pull some strings!

If those strings happen to be... er... G-strings, roughly the size and shape of a teabag, so much the better. But only if the particular crew members are female, and hot. That goes without saying. If there are to be no female crew, then having any of the male crewmembers display their underwear is just plain unsettling, and then we'll have a spot of bother in convincing NASA to put an "H" on the CEV.

 

Crew Exploration Vehicles, Female crew, G-Strings:

 

Hot chicks in rockets. What more could a boy want?:hihi:

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If there are to be no female crew, then having any of the male crewmembers display their underwear is just plain unsettling, and then we'll have a spot of bother in convincing NASA to put an "H" on the CEV.

 

Very true. Thank you for placing these images in my head.

 

Crew Exploration Vehicles, Female crew, G-Strings:

 

Hot chicks in rockets. What more could a boy want?:hihi:

 

Since we're already waaaay over the acceptable sexism line here at Hypo, I'd say a boy could also want his OWN rocketship!!!

 

"Hypography: Hot chicks in rockets for everyone" :)

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...I'd say a boy could also want his OWN rocketship!!!

With chromed landing gear, custom spray job, and a BIG stereo!!!

My rocket will rock! ( ( ( (((in stereo!))) ) ) )

"Hypography: Hot chicks in rockets for everyone" :)

Now you're talkin'! I can definitely see my way open to associate myself with such a concept.

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I will be working closely with the manager (my boss) and he intends to take on another job in six months, leaving me as his replacement.

Just remember Pyro that the higher up that old ladder of success you climb, the shakier it gets.......................:) :cup: ;)

 

Really good to see you back my friend..............you were missed.....Infy

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So...does Mr Tyroflix work for Lockheed Martin who got the contract? Excited to hear if you're in, my friend!

Well, the truth is, I'm still trying to find out the status of the contract. It was to be announced yesterday. If ARES Corp won their piece of the CEV contract, then I go to work for them and I am a happy camper. If ARES did NOT win, then I have to stay with MDA Systems, who LOST their bid to work on the CEV, and I will be most unhappy.

 

I do know that Space-X won, and that ARES is teamed with them.

SpaceHab lost, and MDA was teamed with them.

 

ARES has gotta win. I just can't stand the idea of going back to work with MDA. :lightbulb

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I heard that Jerry Lewis is a jerk.

Oh, how droll, how witty. Yes, he is.

 

Well, I got the official news. ARES *lost* their bid on the CEV contract. Everybody in Houston is shocked, especially Boeing and ARES. Lockheed was the only well-known areospace cmpany to get even a piece of CEV. The rest went to relative unknowns, folks who have almost NO aerospace experience. Nobody understands how they got the contracts. Even the GOA is warning NASA that things are gonna get bad.

 

So, I'm stuck with MDA (and Jerry Lewis). I'll be doing bizzy-work for them for the next 6 months. Oh, well. Time to polish the resume and start looking outside the box.

 

Pyro

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