What's Goin On in Our Real Lives

[Pyrotex]

Very relieving to hear you are well Nelson. :) Perhaps for some of your rehab you can make a wall clock from one of those bedpans.:hyper: We here at Hypochondriography have missed your wit...

:shrug: :eek_big: :shrug:

wow.

a bedpan clock.

wow.

 

ahhh... errr...

 

Couild I put a picture of G.W.Bush in the bottom? As a patriotic gesture, of course. I could have the clock hands mounted right between his eyes. I'll need a picture of his face when his mouth curls up in that inane smile of his when his lips curl up on one side--like when he pronounces the word "tear-ists".

 

:)

[Boerseun]

Hey Locotex, that's a great idea!

 

And whenever the clock strikes, he can say "Nookielar weapon"

[ronthepon]

You're back, Pyro! Great to see it's so soon.

 

Gosh, it's been so much time since you have been back!!!:D

 

Man, where the hell was I?

[Jay-qu]

I dont know ron where have you been lately?

[Tormod]

Hell, I don't even know where *I* have been lately... :QuestionM

[Turtle]

Hell, I don't even know where *I* have been lately... :hihi:

At least we know for sure that you are no more than six degrees of freedom away from someone who does.:angel: :lol: For myself, I am, and continue to be, hidden in plane view.;)

I'll need a picture of his face when his mouth curls up in that inane smile of his when his lips curl up on one side--like when he pronounces the word "tear-ists".

 

Georgie's Yale buddies -if or if not restricted to Skull & Bones - called him "The Lip". No less unlikeable is Clinton's head shake.:QuestionM

[InfiniteNow]

For myself, I am, and continue to be, hidden in plane view.:angel:

And for me, I'll remain in plain view. :QuestionM

 

 

Can't resist the rare opportunity to correct Turtle's spelling or grammer.

[Turtle]

And for me, I'll remain in plain view. :QuestionM

 

 

Can't resist the rare opportunity to correct Turtle's spelling or grammer.

Can't resist the rare opportunity tell you it's an intentional double entendre of the geometric mathemagical kind.:hihi: It is characteristic of much of my writing.:angel:

[Pyrotex]

Hell, I don't even know where *I* have been lately... :beer:

{sigh} Tormod, let me remind you again...

You have been scouting around for a responsible job opening for me!

And one-way tickets for me and Gwen to Europe.

:beer:

[InfiniteNow]

Can't resist the rare opportunity tell you it's an intentional double entendre of the geometric mathemagical kind.:D It is characteristic of much of my writing.:)

Drat! Foiled again by a fellow Hypographite of the Shell-ed variety! :)

[Pyrotex]

Well, I'm in playne view. Finally took my sling off and started wearing decent long-sleeved shirts and slacks. Spent 4 hours this morning getting measured for a brand NEW wheelchair. It's a hot momma, let me tell you. It tilts. It adjusts seat height. It has a "speed package". No freakin kidding. Black leatherette © upholstery with royal metallic blue paint on the exterior metal parts. Adjustable headrest. Did I mention the "speed package"???? Off-road capability.

 

vroom-vroom :hammer:

[Tormod]

{sigh} Tormod, let me remind you again...

You have been scouting around for a responsible job opening for me!

And one-way tickets for me and Gwen to Europe.

:doh:

 

:doh: I forgot! There's an opening for two at a local 7-Eleven!!!! I hear they're the national chocolate chip cookie seller champions! Want me to pitch you in?

 

Or were you thinking about something more, uhm, intellectual? :hammer:

[Tormod]

It's a hot momma, let me tell you.

 

You left out the "satellite dish" and "minibar" (not to mention the whisky dispenser). :hammer:

[Boerseun]

You left out the "satellite dish" and "minibar" (not to mention the whisky dispenser). :hammer:

...and the low-profile white-wall tyres! And where's the damn chromed running board? Pyroflex, these guys are doing you in! I also didn't see anything about a rear-view mirror - where you hang your dice from, brother?!?

 

You can at least insist on a custom spray job? With flames 'n stuff? Or is that aftermarket?

[TheBigDog]

Rear view mirror? With a chair that fast he doesn't care about what is behind him. The only problem is getting EPA clearance for the PPC (Plutonium Power Cell).

 

Pyro, are you getting the one that lifts up so you can talk from a higher position in front of groups? I remember you mentioning something about that. If you can get one that lifts so high that you play defense against Shaq. THAT would be a tricked out wheel chair.

 

Bill

[Turtle]

Spent 4 hours this morning getting measured for a brand NEW wheelchair. It's a hot momma, let me tell you. It tilts. It adjusts seat height. It has a "speed package". No freakin kidding. Black leatherette © upholstery with royal metallic blue paint on the exterior metal parts. Adjustable headrest. Did I mention the "speed package"???? Off-road capability.

 

vroom-vroom :eek:

 

Here 'bouts we call that fabric "pleather", a contraction of plastic-leather.:hyper: Speakin' o' here 'bouts, maybe now that ya got off-road zoom-zoom-zoom © we can have you & Gwenn up for a bona fide Bigfoot hunt.:beer: I can rig a PTO from your chair to my new Dibble machine & we can use the sound to lure in the criptoids. :esmoking:

Nice to hear you're back in the saddle Winston. :cup:

[learnin to learn]

hey! you can go mud bogging with me sometime! ain't nothing better than spinning tires in the mud!!!:)