InfiniteNow Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5PART 6PART 7 PART 8 Prompting a colonoscopy, which are painful if performed improperly when injected into the wrong orifice due to substantial swelling. This can be rather sumptuous and is generally best served with soy sauce and lots of wasabi. Ginger slivers also make the meal. Chendoh knows because he’s been there and back again. “I’m God, remember?” he asked, but none remembered. “Mores the pity, you adolescent fools have forgotten God needs more money to build a Pope-mobile,” he said. With practice, anyone can build one with proper love and care, just like children. “God needs money?” he asked. “God needs children,” he replied. Further questions arose, such as “Aren’t righteous ones the people who don’t have children? So, then God grabbed his trident and stormed into Iraqi Republitopian paraded, shouting praises to Iraqi Republitopian paraders, who never had a chance to light their farts. Farts light easily outstink farts-heavy by a ratio of corn to beans. In relation, salsa dancers wearing hijabs are careful flatulators. This is necessary to prevent suffocation in tight situations, where air is at a premium and easily polluted by explosive debris, which usually originates in the colon. A colonoscopy can cause an unexpected yelp and is very unpleasant when exposed to radiation and magnetic forces. Opt for a real deal MD, who exploits mother natures weakness for the benefit of aggressive life forms bound into zero point objects which gravitate toward the religious cults where Presidents go. Then, they eject from prominence scientific thought into mindless babble, which is the essence of all things political. However, it is important to remember your underwear and jockstrap to avoid the harsh punishments meted by the supreme galactic commander of Eroticon Six, who loved getting kinky with Cheese Whiz, fluffy handcuffs, and cloned sheep. On returning from the free clinic, George Bush decided he was moronic, putting an end to the longstanding belief that American knowledge was best, and nothing could deter the morons from destroying things at quantifiable speeds. The massive forces were forcing the renegade liberals uphill into the jaws of an elephant. The conservatives, however, had mice in little Tupperware containers filled with methyl-mercaptan and coated with chocolate to poison the Eden snake. Without warming, the two toed sloth decided to climb the tree. What a surprise. It took time. Without lids on, the liquids poured freely from the sloth’s anus, splattering the newly washed statue of Venus, which angered the villagers and caused massive panicked pandemonium lasting seven years… Seven long years, ending France’s power to execute transvestites with poor neutering. George Bush refrained from pronunciating “nuclear,” but stated that the waste should be stored under Paris Hilton’s bling encrusted shackles, with barnacle filled charms and dangles. Speaking of which, Mr. Cheney suddenly dematerialized, leaving open a sudden understanding across SocioReligioPolitical boundaries that the vice president had nuclear devices aimed at the White Outhouse and Harry Whittington. “Oh no!” they can’t do that on television, but due to embedded and very spiffy political reporters, the South African branch of the secret ancient society named Australian Brainiacs United used radio instead. Sharon Osbourne once danced her way into the commissioners dressing up box to change her likelihood of orgasm, which was low, lower than Republican George Bush’s IQ, certainly still lower than his popularity. So, Shannon doesn’t follow the masses, she instead does her own calculations and finds that inflatable love dolls have multiple handles for multiple partners and multiple positions, but they burst just before the fat lady sings. The warranty states that all parts are repairable except the nose and left butt cheek. It costs around150 Rubles per buttock and 300 times that if plastic surgery’s required for bursted areas. You can upgrade a used model, but not presidents, because once they overinflate their egos their numbers fell, like their pawns, into curds and whey. On the occasion of her quinceanera, a young woman who was dyslexic read the Constitution. She found greedy lawyers ripped off little more than acceptable contributions by the porn star, Olympus Primus, which resides in a trailer down by the porno trailer park. These unacceptable actions finally became acceptable. Quote
freeztar Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 We're a bunch of quacks! :) :phones: After the haze, Quote
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