TheBigDog Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 I have waited for a long time for this post. The day after tomorrow is the third Satruday after the first Sunday of September. And that means that Saturday is.... Put-Out Day!!!! What is Put-Out Day you ask? It is a holiday for men. It is the male Hallmark Holiday. There are no cards. There are no fancy meals or expensive gifts. It is celebrated in one and only one fashion. On Put-Out Day sex is given to you with no strings attached. Put-Out Day has existed since 1993. Now through the power of the Internet it can become international! Being a good Jewish boy my Holidays actually start on the night before. So tommow at sundown begins Put-Out Eve. And the Holiday ends at sunrise on Sunday. Notice how I stretch out the holiday to remove excuses about forgetting? Put-Out Day! Spread the word, and enjoy the festivities!! :smart: :hihi: note - In the first moments after the conclusion of festivities it is traditional to say "Happy Put-Out Day". Snuggling after is NOT required, although appreciation should be indicated with some sign of affection or endearment. This is a "for him" holiday. Women already have more than enough of their own. Wishing everyone a Happy Put-Out Day!!! Bill HappytheStripper 1 Quote
Mercedes Benzene Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 :hihi: On Put-Out Day sex is given to you with no strings attached. A-huh.... right... We wish. Quote
TheBigDog Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Posted September 21, 2006 :hihi: A-huh.... right... We wish.Really!!! That is what it is. That is why it is not just any day of the year. That is what sets it apart from all the other days. It goes without saying that the only string attached would be your responsibility for any side effects of participation. I am not sure if there are any Put-Out Day babies out there... yet. Bill Quote
Jay-qu Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Problem no one here has ever heard of such a thing, Im sure my mates will find it a great idea.. but as for the females.. well they would probably laugh and think its all a joke :shrug: Quote
TheBigDog Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Posted September 22, 2006 Problem no one here has ever heard of such a thing, Im sure my mates will find it a great idea.. but as for the females.. well they would probably laugh and think its all a joke :shrug:Valentine's Day was just a joke once. And Mother's Day. And Sweetest Day (in Ohio). And all those other phoney-baloney excuses to torture men into dipping into their wallets. Well, on this day we dip into something a little more fun! Bill Quote
infamous Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Well, on this day we dip into something a little more fun! BillMy goodness BigDog, just once a year?..............Actually, that might be an improvement in my present relationship??.....................Infy Quote
InfiniteNow Posted September 22, 2006 Report Posted September 22, 2006 Put out day is everyday. You need to engender the desire in the female. She should be bugging you so much that you are telling her no! B) Sorry, hun, I'm not in the mood. Maybe tomorrow? :doh: [/False arrogance] :lol: Quote
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