Word inventions.........

[alexander]

sigsev - interjection (similar to "Oh Snap") but in order to understand the humor of it, you have to be a computer person...

[alexander]

it's becoming harder to come up with these, because there are so many things i have already described... now i know how hard it was for ancient people to come up with the dictionary... sheeesh :)

 

dysthinksic - like dyslexic and dystypesic but in a thinking way

deelectronicfication - a process of decreasing the amount of electronics in a given space

antideelectronicfication - a belief in the opposition of deelectronicfication

[alexander]

encoolificating - an experience in which one feels cooler and cooler about something :doh:

[Pyrotex]

furgery -- The process of removing tangled knots in the coat of a long-hair cat; with scissors or clippers.

[hamihaha]

What do you think of this "new" Chinese characters recently invented by foreign Chinese speakers?

New Chinese Characters - Chinese characters

[Boerseun]

Lookielytis: The painful result of twisting your neck too far and too fast when passing a scantily-clad and very sexy member of the fairer sex.

 

Bookielytis: Uncontrollable urge to gamble recklessly.

 

Rookielytis: Being completely fed up with explaining the same thing over and over that you take for granted, but is totally new territory to whoever you're doing the explaining to.

 

Cookielytis: The painful condition caused by having taken too large a bite from a dry biscuit and swallowing the resulting shrapnel, and getting a big and sharp piece stuck sideways in your throat.

 

Nookielytis: General term for any venereal disease.

[alexander]

cookiachedication - pain caused by a withdrawal from cookies

on that note coffeeacedication and so on and so forth :phones:

[alexander]

vaginatarian - meaning is pretty clear, i do have to say that i came up with this a while ago, but i have recently seen it as a sticker on the truck...

[Boerseun]

The belief amongst religious peoples that homosexuality is wrong:

 

- Fagnosticism.

 

A person hanging on to that belief:

 

- Fagnostic.

[alexander]

yay, the thread is back

 

as i was drinking some delicious coffee this morning, i came up with a few more mords:

 

tastity - the amount and quality of a taste (closest synonym: deliciousness)

 

enlicionating - adv. describing the experience of increasing the tastity of something

 

begrotioning - describing the opposite of a delicious experience

[alexander]

slapxored - slapped continuously and for a long time

[Donk]

Not my invention, but worth noting, especially on this forum:

 

Psychosclerosis: the hardening of the attitude which causes a person to cease dreaming, seeing, thinking, and leading. ~ Ashley Montague, anthropologist

 

Especially damaging in large corporations and ageing scientists.

[alexander]

infopreter - one who interprets any and every kind of information

[Boerseun]

Archaeorespondent: Someone replying to a thread that's been dead for over two years.

[Pyrotex]

Cyberennui --

That specific state of sexual frustration, boredom and hopelessness attained by chatting with someone on a XXX adult website who keeps getting distracted and responds slower and slower... and slower...

[Boerseun]

Cyberennui --

That specific state of sexual frustration, boredom and hopelessness attained by chatting with someone on a XXX adult website who keeps getting distracted and responds slower and slower... and slower...

Autorejection: When your hand falls asleep on you while masturbating. The epitome of loneliness... :lol:

[Pyrotex]

Bicybersexual

 

The ability to type responses on TWO cyber chats with TWO (virtual) sexual partners, engaged in TWO different sexual fantasies--at the same time, and still manage to masturbate.