Dear Alien, -text message report from Earth contest

[Michaelangelica]

:) Can you do better? :cup:

Maroubra's Gara Baldwin has sent in the first usable entry for our New Scientist "160-character-or-less alien text message report from Earth" contest: :cup:

Column 8 - Column 8 - National - smh.com.au

 

"Have discovered champagne, oysters and sex.

I may be some time."

0.o-Gara Baldwin

;)

[Pyrotex]

They have regional politics, bad whiskey, televangelists and nuclear weapons! Get me out of here!

[moo]

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:confused:

 

moo